Honestly more readable than a lot of SQL I've read. It even has hierarchical grouping.
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I was disgusted by the XML at first, but it's a readable query returning a sane JSON object.
Meanwhile, I'm mantaining Java code where the SQL is a perfectly square wall of text, and some insane mofo decided the way to read the resulting list of Object[] ๐คฎ is getting each column by index... so I'd switch to SQXMLL in a heartbeat.
React basically figured out how to make XML work.
Remember, XML was actually designed for use cases like this, thatโs why it came with XPath and XSLT, which let you make it executable in a sense by performing arbitrary transformations on an XML tree.
Back in the day, at my first coding job, we had an entire program that had a massive data model encoded in XML, and we used a bunch of XSL to programmatically convert that into Java objects, SQL queries, and HTML forms. Actually worked fairly well, except of course that XSL was an awful language to do that all in.
React simply figured out how to use JavaScript as the transformation language instead.
Check out JOOQ.
JOOQ made me realize that most ORMs suck
true, but having it look like a component might get annoying. since this is likely to stay at the top, having an island of non components between two components might make it hard to see where functions start and end. and if this isn't used directly inside a component it'll just look dumb and inefficient (this also looks like it'll take way more to edit once you change something)
I think I agree with you both. I'm not a Node developer; could you keep your SQL objects/components in a separate file so that they don't clutter up other logic?
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Honestly not the worst thing Iโve seen.
I'd like you to think for a moment about CTEs, the HAVING clause, window functions and every other funky and useful thing you can do in SQL ... Now just think, do you think that this syntax supports all those correctly?
Probably no better or worse than any other ORM written in a more traditional language. Worst comes to worst, you can always escape to plain SQL.
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Ah yes. That's what the kids call "sqlx" right?
NGL, if it has real time code completion and compile time SQL checks, this is fine.
I actually like this. This would allow reuse of all the infrastructure we have around XML. No more SQL injection and dealing with query parameters? Sign me up!
Assuming it's built well. As someone else pointed out, it doesn't look quite right here.
I want to hate this. I really do. But the problem isโฆ I think I like it.
But how do I know if the WHERE clause is AND or OR?
We can say default is and and add an Or node for or. Similar to SoP notation, you only write +.
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Fair. The constraint nodes should probably exist under an And or Or node.
Not only is this really gross, it's also straight up wrong. It's missing a from clause, and it makes no sense for a where clause to be nested under the select. The select list selects columns from rows that have already been filtered by the where clause. Same for the limit.
Also just gonna go ahead and assume the JSX parser will happily allow SQL injection attacks...
I like the format, though.
Clearly you've not had to write and maintain much XML.
I have not. I just thought it looks less goofy than a nested SQL statement split over multiple lines.
What are the issues with XML?
When you are assigned to write database queries at work and your academical background is that online react bootcamp
Remember kids, JSX is just function calls. It can't hurt you.
Oh it can and it did.
please kindly send all javascript into the sun and explode it
That's XML though.. not that I'm disagreeing.
still more readable than sqlalchemy exceptions
Omg that's terrible! Link?
"HTTP and the Web is a totally reliable and easy to use internet protocol"
Is that select * ?
I expect it looks more cumbersome with joins and multiple columns from different tables.
That's what I was wondering. It's doing a SELECT, but not saying exactly which columns it wants to retrieve.
Joins must be a pain in the ass with hooks
got no clue abot sql. what is wrong and how is it supposed to look like?
this basically xml being made to look like SQL. It's gross and that's why it's funny
SQL is run on the server to communicate with a database. The screenshot is jsx, which is a front-end, UI templating language. Writing SQL this way is cursed
It could be querying the in-browser database (that's commonly used, such as with WhatsApp web), which would be seeded by a different part of the application
Except that's still a SQL dialect, not JSX. There's no need to make this JSX.
SQL is supposed to look like this: SELECT status, name FROM some_table LIMIT 5
Different language
I kind of like it. I can understand where it start and end.
Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar ๐คข
I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.
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