Nope, sorry.
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.
Is it? I was thinking they were so cool
The fact the Swedes were targeted for this makes me think they are so much cooler than they already are
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Sheesh don't be a vibe killer bruh
And of course there's a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.
Casual sex has always implied the existence of competitive sex. Glad to see we're finally getting there.
😵
North America
Good old fashion drug enhanced sports
Also the rest of the world... 😅
We don't have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.
I wasn't talking about the commercials lol
E: What, y'all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?
Not only that, but every train in Sweden goes somewhere called the slutstation.
Finally something reddit is good for: the competitive circle jerk
Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?
Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.
I think we're going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.
I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.
Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.
Double elim
The important thing is not to win, but to take part.
I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused
I imagine it will be more like couples' skating than a 1 v 1 competition.
I think i've read a hentai manga with this exact plot.
pornstars:
if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex
Last one to bleed wins
Will they drug test?
This is already a thing at Burning Man
What's your sex elo?
I'd be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.
Sex elo hell is real!
The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport
It's only natural, since everyone seems to be upset about the difficulty in casual and hobby circles
Finally! A spectator sport that isn't boring as hell.
Finally! A sport I'm confident I could be pro at.
Are they having a solo category?
But is the competition in speed or endurance?
Oh god, the second CPR.
