You've missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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Looks American. It's also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.
This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.
Instead we get these abortions.
Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.
Eyooo
Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.
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Fig roll as well tbh
Damn, you're good.
That sounds like the real vegetarian option
dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd's pie should exclusively be lamb - it's in the name.
OK, we'll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
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A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it's real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don't forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
It amazes me that American's are still trying to make this a thing.
They've not only "invented" the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It's two simultaneous kicks in the face.
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Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That's a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I'm not here to post factually accurate information
Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle
pop tarts aren't vegetarian
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
Ain't food either
Itt people who don't know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
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They are all Cannoli to me
It's cannonoli
Gordon Ramsey's favorite family
That's not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, thrown away just for the sake of making rage bait by including a pastry in the Wellington family
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