this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

10/1

10/2

10/3

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I don't get it

[–] odium@programming.dev 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system

[–] SeekPie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What would be the best then?

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago
[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

25/DEC/2023

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd give this comment a 4/10.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I judge this... 4th of October

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Does look like cricket scores tbh

[–] thelardboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.

[–] strawberrysocial@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ya but in this case he's not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn't Grey and I can't have children.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.

[–] Zeshade@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Whutsit say, Cletus?"

"C-H-A-R-L-I-E... Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!"

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 6 points 2 years ago

Earl Gray.

Charred.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does this counts as cannibalism?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That's someone's fetish