They don't like it when you tell them everything.
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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They're just there to get you off the ledge and back into the stuff that got put you on the ledge.
Unless you're loaded with unlimited billable hours, then honey, lets get you some catharsis! What does fulfillment look like to you?
"Have you considered that you may be too depressed for therapy," and, "EMDR is more for singular trauma. You have too many for this to work," are my absolute wins in therapy.
I have since retired to the medication-only league where I continue my victorious march toward death by defeating round after round of big pharma's scientists.
Witness me.
I really wish that my therapists would just get to that point. They keep trying the same shit over and over again that ends up not working and, in some cases, has made things work. I've given up. Really wish they would too.
In some cases, has made things work.
I hope I'm helping
I've won therapy every time. It doesn't take much to figure out the two options are 1. Get my shit and sort it out or 2. Take drugs(but the legal ones).
Well now I wanna hear it so I can see if I identify with it
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Shayne Smith, @Shaydozer
Yesterday I explained something so bleak to my therapist she asked me if we could pause for a minute so she could think about it. I'm getting close to winning therapy I can feel it in my bones.