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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video

spoilerThe water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 93 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago

Only if you're trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

If it is hit in an area which causes the tank's armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot...

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

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[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

[–] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

✅ Can drink the water.

❎ Should drink the water.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

random question: why are tank interiors painted white?

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

plausible....

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

better visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Simple solution: we'll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank

[–] nuke@yah.lol 24 points 2 years ago

Love it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.

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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

[–] Captain@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

Love the emotional support fish

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Welcome to Marines. Literally.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

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[–] robotopera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

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[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

the loader dolphin project was a failure

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.

Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

Eventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago

And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do they make those for lungs?

[–] nuke@yah.lol 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago

Stand aside Pierre Sprey!

The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on...

... The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

[–] dynamo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Air is a compressible fluid. Water is incompressible. Energy from shock waves will be transmitted from the hull to the crew in a much more efficient fashion.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, explain that to an idiot please. Could the water pressure crush a person? It wouldn't just go up?

[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Because water doesn't compress it transfers any shockwaves straight through anybody who is in the water. This happens much faster than the water has time to move out of the way.

Sailors who are in the water after abandoning ship during naval battles are in extreme danger of dying if a bomb goes off close by.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So what exactly happens? The water moves into the person so fast it crushes them?

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not exactly. The shockwave propogates directly into your body. Basically, the energy transfer liquifies your internal organs.

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For some reason my post wouldn't post. Anyway, here's a video demonstration https://youtu.be/W4DnuQOtA8E

It uses balloons filled with water and air and small firecracker explosions to show how different the pressures on your body would be (especially organs like lungs, digestive tissue, which would have air/gasses in them).

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[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tank get hole, water go out hole

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Early warning of Hullfailure from smaller penetrations. Success again

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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Inertia will be a bitch tho

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.

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[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 12 points 2 years ago

As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.

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