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[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago (4 children)

God, he's such a fucking loser. And the fact that so many people see him as the pinnacle of manliness, even if humanity, is mind boggling.

Just look at some of the fan art of him and people are drawing him with abs and full hair. So dumb.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

no thanks, I'll take your word for it

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Manliness lmao

Yea right. Being manly is not remotely close to his biggest personality traits.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You can tell ChatGPT to describe the absolute worst human being by every metric and with no further prompting it will describe Donald Trump perfectly.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

I haven’t seen a Ben Garrison comic in at least a year, is he still thirsty or is the thrill finally gone?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 51 points 11 months ago

He kind of stands like the front half of a centaur or a finger puppet

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

He's wearing his lifted shoes so his centre of gravity is shifted. I think he's about 5'10" and at public events he wears 4" lifts.

Bill Barr is 5'9". Compare their heights in this photo. https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e45b18884cbb800082e45c0/master/w_960,c_limit/Rohde-TrumpBarrStone.jpg

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Holy shit, that's like high heels! I wonder what his shoes actually look like

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but what kind of heels is Barr wearing? I'm gonna need a banana for scale.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

Barr is wearing negative heels. Trump normally makes him stand in a 4" hole to maintain the height illusion.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He looks like that because he's trying to puff out his chest, suck in his gut, and hold back a massive fart all at the same time.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And also he's the world's weakest and most orange gorilla.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

all humans are the weakest gorilla :(

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

He's especially weak, though. Of character, for sure.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's the epitaph on Dian Fossey's tombstone btw.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 25 points 11 months ago

More like floating like the Baron Harkonnen

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Followed by "WOKENESS!!!!"

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That is easlily a 5⁰ lean. How far can one actually lean before falling forward?

[–] Duranie 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the amount of shit in your pants, lowering your center of gravity.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Well, a full diaper is a reasonable counterbalance, and considering the shit that comes out of his mouth, his diaper must be dense.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

His arms are literally hanging at an angle compared to the rest of his body pointing towards gravity.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

He's got chronic "femboy posture".

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Don’t you dare ruin femboys for me.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Don't you sully the goodness of femboys by comparing them to trump.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

And such delicate little hands. If he hadn't let himself turn into such a grotesque slob, maybe he would've been a decent s**sy or femboy~

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Looks like a puppet when someone let go of the strings. Maybe Vlad is too distracted with Ukraine

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

second biggest laugh for 2023 for me was this

thank you i don't remember first place

[–] weird_nugget@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Lol for some moments I forgot he was an actual president for a while and couldn't believe it

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

You just know that he's not going to eat the pie

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same