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The compilation of her interviews with Craig are an utter delight.

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a man, I think this is a excellent opportunity for me to mansplain things.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

for the women who are confused: 'mansplaining' is short for 'man explaining'. hope this helps!

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This used to be a joke about how women are intellectually inferior and easily distracted. It was meant sarcastically, but as some asshats actually believe these things, I've decided to remove my comment.

Instead, please enjoy this limerick:

Once a man, his wit astray,
Misogyny in words, led him away.
Regret took its toll,
He sought a kinder role,
Apologies now pave his new day.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

dont forget their favorite pasttime of raising children. i dont expect them to know as much as us men.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He also says "they wear them" when the question was if they like them. The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Make him wear a bra and ask if he likes it, then interrupt him and say he is wearing one.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I know a guy who likes to wear bras.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

Did you stop short with my wife?!

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I know a guy who likes to wear pants

[–] Zess@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Wrong. His original question to her was if she wore one, then she turned to the audience and asked the ladies if they liked wearing them. He thought she was about to ask if they wore bras and preemptively said "they wear them."

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This morning I stood there almost completely dressed and then I thought,

I should wear a bra. But I don't want to wear a bra. But if I don't wear a bra I will be walking around with my hands curled in so my forearms obscure my chest, all day long walking around curled up like an insecure T-Rex because that's how I posture myself when I don't wear a bra.

If OTOH I do wear a bra I can walk like a normal person, which will retain my self-esteem so although I don't want to wear a bra, I put one on anyway.

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

An insecure T-Rex is cute while also being extremely dangerous.

[–] Tischbein@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There are really comfortable bras now, wide bands, x across the back, they're supposed to be a game changer. Especially for women with bigger boobs. However… I forgot what the brand was.

[–] yourgodlucifer@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sports bras?

I woulden't say they are super comfortable but way better than a regular bra

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"Comfortable" is still only in comparison, though.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'm sure Torrid carries them.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Board members of the Free the Titty Committee.

[–] ferralcat@monyet.cc 6 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Are bras uncomfortable like underwear is for guys? I.e. i don't really love wearing it, but if I just let things flap around it's kinda a mess.

[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

am trans woman, hav boobies and pp... have worn both in my life. bras are infinitely worse than underwear

[–] The_Ferry@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Trans people out here doing the research the rest of us are too afraid to truly do

[–] wildwhitehorses@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Love wearing a bra. The only time I don't is whilst in water. The pain of not wearing one is ridiculous. That being said, some bras are just awful and uncomfortable and you need the right one, or two, for the right occasion. I hate wearing pants though and will happily wear nothing but a bra in my own house.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't relate to how men's underwear feels, but bras are super uncomfortable. I only wear sports bras and I still hate them. It's harder to breathe- there's a constant pressure around the rib cage.

I only wear them when I have to, and even then sometimes I'm like: "fuck it, I'll deal with the looks" (mostly from other women who are with men- and my tits are small!)

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Soprts bras are the way. I hate em too, but they are the least shitty option. I messed up my ribcage wearing wrong bras.

In my experience if I get one that fits right they're not that bad. Some styles are just uncomfortable regardless, but bodies can be shaped in a lot of different ways, so of course preferences will vary just as much.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Only thing I know about bras is some have wires which can literally stab you when you wear them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What is that disembodied hand around her throat in the third pane?

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Just her neck and some streak of light.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

I think that's called "skin"

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I was just listening to her book Wishful Drinking this evening! The Princes Diarist is next. She was such a funny, insightful writer. Her dark humor regarding pregnancy is especially good and cathartic for the phase of life I'm in now.

A wonderful voice was lost when she passed.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Ladies, no one is stopping you from whipping them out.

Except other ladies. And creepy dudes. And back pain. And gravity.