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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 247 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] TheHowTM@lemmings.world 101 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, they were roommates.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I still can't fathom how that one vine got universally accepted as code for lesbians.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern 17 points 9 months ago

Well, gay couples that don't necessarily advertise it, not just lesbians.

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

The best of friends.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 18 points 9 months ago

Step* roommates

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 195 points 9 months ago (5 children)

#WirelessApplicationProtocol

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 94 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It genuinely stresses me out that I can't refer to any of the wireless access points I'm responsible for as WAPs anymore. Damn you Cardi B.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I still do and don't give a damn. If i'm talking about network modifications and you think im referring to pussy that's a you problem and i have no part in it

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

I call my WAPs wet ass pussies to a degree where I'm worried I'll accidentally do it in front of a customer some time lol

[–] neidu@feddit.nl 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just refer to them as AP, as the wireless aspect is implied; A wired AP is called a switch.

[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Being responsible for numerous WAPs seems like something some people would brag about

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 months ago

#WebAssProxy

[–] FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember this and my back hurts

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 18 points 9 months ago (6 children)

My first mobile phone was a Nokia 3330, a 3310 with WAP, and a pinball game, my parents were not happy with me when I figured out to browse the web on my phone...

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 142 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No, definitely a loving symbol.

PS: I had to explain the tattoo to my cute innocent girlfriend. I think something died inside of her (not me).

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cute innocent girls are nice

Don't let her go through the rabbit hole :D

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Too late, now there's a rabbit in her hole

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Cute innocent, dying girlfriends are TIGHT!

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[–] vsis@feddit.cl 135 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Arcaeologisis: They were close friends. Roomates.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh my God they were roommates.

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[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 26 points 9 months ago

Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 119 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The #wap makes it funnier.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What's the author think it stands for?

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Judging by the nature of them posting an adult's arm with this tattoo, they know exactly that it stands for and put it in there for additional laughs.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

If it was a real post, that person is obviously trolling.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

Worship and prayers

[–] MidRomney@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 98 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 75 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 73 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's funny that Satan is living rent free in this person's brain...

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Literal mental illness.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The hashtag is appropriate.

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] theUnlikely@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh thaaaaat's what she was trying to say.

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[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 25 points 9 months ago

#worried ass parent

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This also looks like an adults arm, making this parent even more stupid.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (4 children)

A clue is that it's covered in tattoos, yes

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is her best friend Sappho?

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

Is it even possible to trace this back to the person who originally got that tattoo and the person who originally wrote those words, both probably never even knew each other, you know how the internet propagates and twists things

[–] CycloneWolf@midwest.social 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Everybody loves The Acclaimed

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[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

~~Best Friend~~ Roommate.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think those two are a bit more than "best friends"

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Just a couple of crazy cut-ups!

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[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Denim jacket and all

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Sapho and her friend.

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