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Im having difficulty finding names I like. I need two - three names that roll off the tongue and wouldn't be out of place with a long hyphenated surname.

No religious names

No surnames

No places

Nothing that rhymes with Aden

Upvote good suggestions otherwise post ones. Bonus points if it's a sci-fi name.

Edit: lots of good suggestions, but I think I'm going with 'Wash'.

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[–] tekeous@usenet.lol 121 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP may have made a tactical error asking this on the internet

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are no bad suggestions.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

They aren't leaving it to a vote though.

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[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

We do live in a country with nice crinkley edges.

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 40 points 1 year ago

I would either go with a easy to remember naming system, something like child_male_0000, or with a type 4 UUID, to avoid naming collisions.

[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's a long complicated surname you can't go wrong with a short simple first name. I'm gonna throw Sam into the ring, after our lord and saviour Samwise.

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[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please don't name your kid Wash

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[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Excellent suggestion your grace

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

I hope you don't go with your edit.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My wife won’t let me use β€œKaladin,” the name of one of my favorite characters from Brandon Sanderson’s The Stormlight Archive series. But I think it’s an excellent name and has an easy nickname (Kal).

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[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago
  • Latitude
  • Avalanche
  • Glacier
[–] ani@endlesstalk.org 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ani@endlesstalk.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or Boruto if you're already called Naruto

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[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Jimothy?

Billiam?

Tedward?

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[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Agree with others who have suggested short names. Here's 3, inspired by one guy!

Paul

Kyle

Dale

(I appreciate that Paul is in the Bible, but still...)

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

Clarify "Paul" with an appropriate middle name.

Paul Muadib McPatronyn-Matronymovich

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Paul: What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?

Stilgar: We call that one Muad'Dib.

Paul: Could I be known as Paul Muad'Dib?

Stilgar: You are Paul Muad'Dib!

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[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alex. Simple, gender neutral, not religious (I don't think), not a surname, not a place, doesn't rhyme with Aden.

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[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Perhaps something gender neutral in case they wish to change their gender or name later in life

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have a Dutch friend who did this.

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[–] Hobart_the_GoKart@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Egon

Dax

Ash

Declan

Dana

Kira

Miles

Leland

Zhora

Keeping the rule of shorter first name with longer/complicated last name, I picked a few from my future pet possibility list. Pets names at our house generally have sci-fi origins.

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[–] Vej@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go with "Double Anus Hammer Wagon IV"

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] johan@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No religious names
No surnames
No places
Nothing that rhymes with Aden
Bonus points if it’s a sci-fi name

Ford

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[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

What about my favourite, β€˜HM Revenue and Customs’

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

There are some decent TNG names that aren't easily identifiable as sci-fi if he grows up not liking the genre. Will Riker, Wesley Crusher, Miles O'Brien, etc.

In Star Wars, Obi-wan is initially known to Luke as Ben Kenobi. You can also pull from actor names too. Liam Neeson played Qui-Gon Jinn.

Depending on what IPs you like and what names you lean towards, maybe look into character/actor names from Blade Runner, Back to the Future, Ender's Game, Mass Effect, Terminator, or whatever else strikes your fancy.

If sci-fi isn't mandatory, there are great secular names alluding to nature, minerals/elements, and the cosmos, such as Heath, Flint, and Cosmo respectively. Just keep in mind that whatever you are choosing for him, he has to either live with forever or go through the headache of a legal name change if he hates it. So I would shy away from naming him something too out there like Betelgeuse or Eagle or Hurricane. Maybe if you have any sort of cultural ties, you can allude to that on some level by using a translation to your ancestors' language or something like that. For example, if you're sorta distantly Hispanic and wanted to allude to that without being as obvious as choosing Juan or Jose or something like that, "oak tree" translates to "Roble". River is Rio, Brook is Arroyo, etc.

I'm surprised that you're asking the internet and expecting reasonable answers instead of just Omega Fartwagon Supreme. Good luck!

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A great name if you want your son to go into the business of forks and marbles.

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[–] fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago
[–] shapis@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meredith.

After Meredith McKay.

[–] fr4nk_j4eger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I may: a good name is good. a name that combines well with the surname is great. Think of Star Wars names: they are great because they mate good names and surnames. Han Solo Boba Fett Cassian Andor etc...

That said, my personal preference is something REALLY old, like Sargon, first ruler of Akkadian Empire, 2400BC. Bonus He/she/they could have also their own personal cuneiform name tattoo: π’Š¬π’Š’π’„€. Now tell me that's not cool.

good hunting.

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[–] Nemo@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Eowen, it means "Bear God"... unless that's too religious.

Arthur and Beowolf are also bear names, if so.

[–] Puppet007@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Chevron with Techron

Wu-Tang Dan

Spaghetti Joe

Emma 2: The Awakening

Shamelessly copied from the wonderful Obvious Plant.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

IDK, does Thor or Odin count as a religious name? I always thought Yoda could work as a name.

On the completely awful side, why not Krys?

Trogdor?

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

1000000670 The Captain.

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