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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 110 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Obligatory: make sure your deep fryer turkey is fully thawed before dunking it. If you're pulling it out of the freezer at the time of this writing, you're gonna start a fire. Happy turkey day!

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm not from the USA and ice always wanted to ask, is deep frying the turkey really how it's done or is it just a joke?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope it's definitely a thing. We've got a bird in the oven now, but some friends are bringing over another bird and their fryer this afternoon. Deep fried turkey is delicious, nevermind the fat jokes lol

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Air fried is not deep fried though, similar results but no risk of explosion and the same as deep fried

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

there are some restaurants that hire a trailer truck full of friers and line them up in the car park to create an assembly line of fried turkeys.

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 2 points 10 months ago

The US is a very diverse country, some people deep fry their turkey, most people don't. Many families don't make turkey at all.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I read an article about not defrosting if you’re cooking it in the oven. It said you just add 50% time at temp.

I’m not a bird guy though, so I’m really just here to hint at knowledge that exists for you to find, which really makes you think about how knowledge works in the first place and how your brain can trigger memory from either sensory input or thought or both, but then sometimes it’s not there also.

Anyway someone in the fam got covid so I’m doing steaks instead.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How can you rub butter and spices under the skin if the turkey is frozen solid?

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How are you doing it under the skin?

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You seperate it around the neck

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cut the skin, pull it up, pinch some of the seasoning in your fingers and stick your fingers under the skin, rub it around. Done

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 10 months ago

Can't say I've ever seen that, cool. I've been known to slice slits into it and stuff that with seasoning.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a question for a bird person, I’m intrigued by the under the skin thing though.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Wait until it's kinda thawed, then take it out and do that

[–] lambchop@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could you consider that thoughts are just a form of sensory input?

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Boy howdy, I have adhd and I am certain that is correct.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Nah you can actually defrost it really fast by doing sous vide or an aproximation By having somewhat regularly flowing water with it in the sink or bathtub. You can also cook frozen but you will want to really rub butter or oil on the skin on the outside since you cant get it under the skin and baste the turkey every hour or so until its up to temp.

Its too late to get a nice brine but there are reasonable answers to getting a nice dinner anyways.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

who else basting their yurkey til it's up

[–] gtaman@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fast defrosting is actually not advisable.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Its not super great, but it sorta depends on how you bring it up and that you dont do it in a way that takes hours of it being above the bacteria threshold like by using an immersion circulator. And then baking it fully up to temp immediately after. Ita not best practice but its often usable if you have no other options.

[–] gtaman@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 10 months ago

Also, it (can) ruin the flavour, if done at too high temperatures. And im not sure but osmosis can also take away some flavour.

[–] misophist@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just set your deep fryer to 450 and sous-vide that frozen bird in hot oil for a minute.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't have time for that. Can I put it to 900 and get it done in 30 seconds?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Crank it up to 27000 and gently dip it for about a second

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

It's only too late if you expect to have company.

It's never too late if you're planning on eating that whole big boy yourself.

[–] PullUpCircuit@iusearchlinux.fyi 17 points 10 months ago

Just in case anyone needs to hear this, 12 hours ago was also too late.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is why I do a ham. Much easier.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's too late to defrost a frozen ham, too.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Depends on the size of the ham. One chunk of ham just for two people? Its possible.

But I just didn't freeze mine, its got a sell-by date of Dec. 3rd, so kept it in the fridge.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

OK? One chunk of turkey just for two people can defrost in a day, too.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you leave it in a full bathtub now, you should be ready to fry tomorrow (~9 hours to thaw 10-14lbs turkey in a tub). Too late for a good bake though.

[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Spatchcock that turkey and it'll bake no problem

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure, lemme just fetch the turkey chainsaw

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You just need some big shears to cut out the spine

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

While it's frozen?

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I love the word spatchcock. It's two already funny and silly sounding words smashed together to make an even funnier and sillier sounding word. It's a clever way of cooking it, too; it just sounds so silly. Spatchcock!

Thanks for reminding me that the word spatchcock exists! Spatchcock, spatchcocked, spatchcocking! You've got this word stuck in my head now!

[–] snaprails@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

It's fine, Xmas is still over a month away. Better get the sprouts on now though.

[–] emolr@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm at a US military base in the Eastern hemisphere so it's absolutely too late for us here.

[–] creed10@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

it's too late

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That's me everytime I have frozen ground meat. Then I stab it like a serial killer with a dull knife in the heated cooking pot until it breaks. It's almost like a ritual.