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[–] wason@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why no one's talking about the math? Monthly expenses add to $49,000 times 12 equal $588,000 per year. That's clearly not $300,000 and not even earning $400,000 gets you to the end of the year.

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It's just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Somehow, spending 12k/m on Uber rides and the gym costing 7k/m too

[–] Klear@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it's really joke. Posts like these rely on people going in and correcting every single detail they got wrong which counts as engagement for the algorithm and the post soars. Just look at the comments here.

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Could be both, though

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago

They're paying $7k/month for a gym membership. Bad math is the joke.

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 76 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Making 400k and paying rent. Highly regarded.

[–] LufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Renting doesn't just mean that you can't afford to buy. It's got other advantages, like not having to deal with repairs, upkeep, being able to move pretty much on a whim... Guess that's worth it to some ppl

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How does one need to spend $8000 on a car and $12000 on Uber? Someone who makes $400k/year is definitely not driving around in a crappy car that breaks down a lot lol

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 43 points 11 months ago

Can't drink and drive

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago

In NYC of all places. The subway takes you everywhere. And nobody's mentioning the porn budget. I guess this guy is subsidising all the free porn everyone else is consuming.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Yup. 2.5k a month brother. How else does one get ten onlyfans models to do your bidding at any given time? You unimaginative motherfuckers out there just make them finger themselves or shove dildos inside themselves. I am the one giving them hundreds to break government firewalls and spy on my enemies.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Always thought they were entertainment, as they are performers. Brothels would be more in line with porn, but still could easily called entertainment.

Sounds like dude is paying for an Only Fans girlfriend experience... but then again 12000 in uber? Dude, you are in NYC take the subway.

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Perhaps they confused yearly with monthly.

Reminds of a funny story. Back when I was reviewing the contract for my current job, I noticed the HR lady confused my yearly salary with monthly. That meant they were going to pay me almost $100k per month if that contract was signed!

I pointed out the mistake three times and she insisted the contract was correct. I had to contact a company director to get it corrected.

[–] anonymouse@lemmings.world 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

flips table YOU POINTED OUT THE MISTAKE??!!!

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 11 months ago

If I didn't, they would have figured it out before my first payment and I'd be fired on the spot without receiving a single penny.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Clerical errors like that in contracts are typically not binding.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

😐yes. Good move.

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The 2500 a month in porn is for furry commissions.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I haven't spent a tenth of that in my lifetime and I'm 45.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Give up the Food. Plenty of calories in alcohol.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

assuming he's drinking vodka with 40%, costing 40$/liter, hes drinking about 18k kcals per day so no need for food there

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is definitely a dril subtweet.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Well, my family is dyeing.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Oh no I'm gyeing

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yall this is a joke, you're supposed to go "lmao he says he spends 10 grand on booze and porn, that'd be one stupid ass" and instead yall are going "what a stupid ass!" or calling it fake as if it ain't a joke

[–] TheRobotFrog@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I noticed the joke when they said "$1k a month" for rent. In New York!? Fat chance. Didn't even read the rest of the break down, totally missed the porn thing lmao.

[–] 11181514@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He said $12k per month for rent. Not per year.

[–] TheRobotFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

The total is per year. Read.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And I thought I had a drinking habit...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I’ve seen NYC bar prices and yeah that much alcohol would ruin my life really fast

[–] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

I see someone was unable to quit the gym subscription.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

But who was tax?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How much do they spend on candles

[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Asking the real question. Like, if you're spending money on premium quality porn you need to set the mood.

[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

This is the dumbest shit I've seen in a while. Imagine believing this shit.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I live in NYC and in Manhattan to boot, and this is such mf’ing garbage. Please, any non-NYers in this thread: do NOT think these costs are accurate. These wouldn’t be accurate anywhere.

Stop trying to bait rage and disparage NYC, OP. This is a pathetic attempt and you’re a POS for making it.

EDIT: Stupid me forgot to check the forum name before I commented. Got me, OP.🤦‍♂️

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is an obvious joke post. Why do you think it's in shitposting?

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Okay, fair point, I didn't check the sub name before I commented.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub -3 points 11 months ago

Welcome to my world... barely enough to survive... hell, alcohol is a luxury for me 😂.