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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Buncha wimps. Spiders are not out to get you. In fact, they're out to get far more annoying insects like mosquitoes and houseflies. Do you know how many diseases those two spread? Do you know how many spiders spread? Spiders are your friends!

r/spiderbro is one of my most missed subreddits.

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately, like 99% of niche subreddits that moved here, it's practically dead.

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not my fault my brain decided that spiders are extremely dangerous and I have to be scared of them 😭

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to knee-jerk-reaction freak out over spiders, too. I'd probably still freak out if I turned my head and a big old wolf spider were on my shoulder or something. I have gotten over a significant amount of the fear, though. Enough to handle them occasionally if one needs rescuing from the tub or something. It helps we don't have any actually dangerous ones where I live. I'd probably have a different attitude in Australia.

Fuck centipedes though. Bitey assholes.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where do you live that there are no venomous spiders? Even in North America, we have to worry about Black Widows, Brown Recluses, and Red(Brown) Widows.

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Jeju Do, South Korea. We've got venomous snakes, though.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Ok but like this is what pranks should look like.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 10 months ago

When you work at Oscorp.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m putting this on the door into my office suite next week.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Some hairy leg tips poking out from under the sign too, I hope

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

The spiders are the ones resolving the actual problems

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Brought to you by Spiders™

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

There are just 1 or two left Mostly

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

Why do I hear dark souls music?

[–] Willer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Edit: Forgive me, your highness, for my momentary lapse in memory. It shan't ever happen again, my liege.

[–] clayh@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

At least get the quote right holy shit

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Go in. You'll be fine. Just don't breathe through your mouth.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Googles immediately: .... how ... to ... make ... napalm

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Surprisingly straight forward

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I could swear that this is my highschool

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did your high school have an almost-solved spider infestation problem?

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

No but it was a 140 year old building so I wouldn't be surprised if it happened since I left

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

They mostly come at night… mostly

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

They just need Spiders Georg to eat the rest.