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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cunt

edit: why are you downvoting me? I'm right.

[–] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[–] BellyPurpledGerbil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You got Chazzed!

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[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

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[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Popieanus, after the Roman politician. Yes, it's pronounced "poopy anus".

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Odigbu buduwe

[–] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Stankmouth

[–] lntl@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Keith

[–] sobanto@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Adelbert

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Pud'n

[–] TexNox@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some of the university challenge surnames are great, especially with the announcer who tries to get them out as fast as possible.

https://youtu.be/KEzXOt6IQGQ?feature=shared

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[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Felcher Mycal (Michael), Jaxsyn (Jackson), etc Ryler/Rylen Axton/Joxton Grond

[–] fixmycode@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago

Strongest Avenger

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