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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/HubbaBubbleKat on 2023-08-11 21:31:46.


After work today I was really craving juice, couldn’t tell you why but I was feening for it.

I went to the store and saw a deal on the 1.35L bottles of juice, apple or orange. I decided, as i just had orange juice with my breakfast this morning, i’d go for apple. It used to be my favourite when I was at college, but i’ve ventured out into the juice scene, drinking mostly cherry or cranberry and things.

A nice day to go back to the good stuff, younger me’s favourite, or so i thought.

So I bought my juice (£2 for a 1.35L Innocent apple juice, absolute bargain) Then I went home. Made my dinner. Sat down and drank the entire 1.35L of apple juice. (in 1 hour and 3 minutes)

And then.. my stomach growled at me, it started to feel a bit funny.. I did some googling..

Turns out Apple juice is a diuretic.

I just drank 1.35L of what’s essentially a natural laxative.

currently fighting for my life 🚽

TL;DR apple juice is a diuretic & i drank 1.25L of it.

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