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[–] tun@lemm.ee 194 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't expect the last act of the user. Simply amazing.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fix implemented: user given apron and replacement cake.

There's a certain point where you just shrug and give up.

[–] Khotetsu@lib.lgbt 4 points 2 years ago

Sometimes you just have to accept that the problem exists between the keyboard and chair and work around it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time QA was insisting that my touchscreen driver wasn't working right, so I walked over and peeled the protective plastic off the screen.

Or the time a third-party tester claimed that a device was consuming more power that it was supposed to, so I flew across the country to remove a piece of tape from the front of the device.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What are you complaining about? You got a trip and the pleasure of peeling! Not to mention the smugness benefit from seeing their faces. I hope you ate some local specialty before flying home.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

It was Baltimore. In February.

I never got to see the face of the asshole who put the tape on. It wasn't the tester's fault that time, but that of some dumbass manager.

I did get crab cakes tho

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Shit take: If you dont make the UI dummy proof then its the programmers fault not the user

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is no wuch thing as "dummy proof"

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Depends on how what dummy proof is. Not being able to shoot yourself in the foot and main line success case is easily navigable by people that are bad with tech is dummy proof to me. Not possible with all programs ofc.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 years ago

Another counterpoint: When you start implementing all that dummy proofing, you make the software more and more tedious to work with for people who know what they're doing.

I think it's quite obviously an issue that needs balance. Some software is meant to be seamless to get started with, so that users can get something done once in a while, some software is meant to be used long-term by professionals and requires productivity. And yet, many people jump on anything they don't immediately understand as bad UX.

[–] PoopMonster@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When you make something idiot proof, the world will find better idiots.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

[–] h3rm17@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's literally impossible. I've seen programs ask three times to confirm a deletion, with big warnings, really emphasized. Saying it's permanent all three times.

Then the fuckers contacted us at tech support and go all like "hurr durr I just deleted my project can I have it back".

NO YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT YOU CANNOT. We did have backups though, most of the time (if it was recent) but it took well over a couple hours to properly restore, so we only did it if they asked nicely and behaved.

TL;DR People are stupid, no such thing as dump proofing. What needs to be done is hold people to higher standards and force to educate themselves or GTFO.

[–] fantinel@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I used to blindly believe that but man, it’s just impossible sometimes. And I started thinking about how we don’t hold a lot of other industries to the same standards. It’s tough to think that the same person who can’t fill a basic online form is allowed to operate guns or heavy killer machines (cars) daily.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Nah man, you dumb down the interface and the users get dumber to match :|

[–] lukas@lemmy.haigner.me 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gut-driven design. People could conduct usability tests, but neither their "data-driven" management, marketing, design, nor the development department care about that since it's only "worthless" "additional" workload. Nevermind that usability testing reveals valuable insights about the people the business is supposed to generate value for. Or that usability testing identifies flawed designs before developers write any protoype code, designers draw sketches, etc. Or that usability testing nullifies unnecessary meetings about hypothetical scenarios littered with incorrect assumptions about reality. Usability testing is undervalued.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 2 points 2 years ago

No, it's obviously the (L)user's fault! My command line interface is perfectly fine!

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

Trying to fix the problem without a proper bug report

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh dear. I am in this picture and I don't like this...

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Both sides?

[–] R3tl3f@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago

I laughed to hard at this. 😂🤣

[–] dadaredone@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

stap doxxing meh buddy