Maybe it's natural selection π€ everyone who could do it was just like π yep I'm good π and never had any kids.
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
428 points (93.9% liked)
Dank Memes
6146 readers
5 users here now
This is the place to be on the interweb when Reddit irreversibly becomes a meme itself and implodes
If you are existing mods from r/dankmemes, you should be mod here too, kindly DM me on either platform
The many rules inherited from
- Be nice, don't be not nice
- No Bigotry or Bullying
- Don't be a dick!
- Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments
- No spam, outside links, or videos.
- No Metabaiting
- No brigading
- Keep it dank!
- Mark NSFW and spoilers appropriately
- NO REEEEEEE-POSTS!
- No shitposting
- Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption!
- No agenda posting!
- Don't be a critic
- Karma threshold? What's that?
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
I've heard it's more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn't be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies
ETA: I swear I'd heard that before reading the comments literally right below yours
I can confirm it is, also you don't need to be insanely big to do it if you're relatively thin and flexible.
Except there are a lot of people who can do it
Would sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude's dick?
Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.
Itβs definitely more like sucking dick with an overly stretched out back.
Depends if you cum in your own mouth or not. If you do defenetly more like sucking
Like, you give yourself a handy, right?
Yeah but I don't jizz in the other hand and slam it down my throat
You don't? Huh...
More like sucking a dick.
Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick and less like getting your dick sucked.
-- Chinese proverb.... probably
Yes, and? Sucking dick is great
Boner appetit
He did a compromise and allowed us to suck somebody else dick.
There are two types of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.
I can (or at least I could, haven't tried in years).
It's not that great.
You can suck your own dick; it's medically possible, and it's not illegal!
Jesus loves me :3
I think some on here would argue God doesn't favor me
So this means people who can suck their own dick are God's favorite?
Doesn't surprise me haha.