Hubspot AI chat bot told me to go three levels deep into a menu that doesn't exist, to click a button that doesn't exist to enable a service that doesn't exist to solve a problem I had.
My company pays a 5-figure yearly sum for this service π
this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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The way it was going, I thought you were going to solve a problem you didn't have. Would be fitting.
maybe I should start asking it impossible questions
"how do I stop contacts from enabling the email flange during the squeej phase of marketing?"
edit: gottem lmao
This was incredible.
As a hubspot user this is actually not surprising at all. In fact the only surprise is that they're not requiring you to buy more Professional seats for the answer.
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Is there a uBlock filter list for AI SEO websites? If not then I guess I should make one, it would make my life so much easier especially when looking for a product
I desperately need this. It's gotten to the point where I don't even consider search results from 2023 anymore.
Sign me right the fuck up
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For niche topics, search engine AI is less than worthless. It produces an unacceptably high proportion of misinformation.
Especially with the built in biases that the companies that use it build in. Try searching for anything that can even tangentially be defined as a product for sale and that is ALL your results are going to show.
The pronunciation of country names and their spelling is not niche.
This joke is really old now.
And yes, even if such mistakes are funny at first glance, it doesn't change the fact that the field of AI has developed incredibly in the last year. And this development actually has the potential to completely change our economy. And not only that.
No, I'm not fun at parties.
I mean it's already impacted our economy, a lot of businesses have hemorrhaged money on it: https://siliconangle.com/2023/10/09/report-big-tech-firms-still-struggling-monetize-generative-ai-services/
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Kenya doesn't start with K. It actually starts with K. Completely different.
Cenya
no Quenya. They even speak elvish
Quinoa. And it's good for you. Eat it.
Ζenya
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spelled with a "K" sound
I'm not even a linguist but reading this little snippet already makes me want to smash my head against a wall.
It's always a race to the bottom to create the most content for the least amount of money and effort, isn't it? The problem is, Ai generated content is crap.
"Water can be hot or cold. You shouldn't drink too much of it. Water can be stored in containers so it won't spill. You can cook things in it."
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People are being banned off the internet for misinformation and being replaced by AI bots who spout... misinformation.
Please quote me what this character said in this public domain story
Chatgpt: (Quotes wrong character)
No, that is a different character
Chatgpt: (invents hybrid character)
Sends it a link to the public domain text
Chatgpt: I can't follow links
It's like arguing with a MAGA
Of course there isnβt. And you know the word βgullibleβ isnβt in the dictionary, either.
And you know the word βgullibleβ isnβt in the dictionary, either.
Yeah it is... It's right here... https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gullible
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Delightful
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Of course it's on the ceiling.
Oh, so it doe-- ahh, you stole my lungs
Kenya believe it?
This is AI gaslighting .
Its fun when you ask it a question and you counter and it says "You're right".
Obviously it will never get better. Ha ha... Ha...
Yet somehow we'll never get ubi or free healthcare.
Well, gotta say it's improving too fast to joke about it.
Yeah apparently you spell with sounds instead of letters now. IT'S THE FUTURE
Hi,
This bug can easily be fixed by adding a few more dense layers and adding one specific correct input/output to the training set.
Thanks
GPT devs.
Haha they will. Corpos won't care if their products and services are bad or worse through AI; they're de facto monopolists and using AI drives down cost tremendously.
What would they care this leads to a worse society as long as THEY benefit?
Here we have Bard, the Google AI attempting humour
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