this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

"Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens"

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smells fresh and cool. I'd sleep on a salad if I could.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago

Sleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we have a cats are liquid community?

[–] bleuthoot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Looks like there is one at !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml. There is not a lot of activity there, though.

[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml

[–] bleuthoot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So that's how those links work.

Good bot.

And neither of those work for me!

[–] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cat: it's because of that one time you said
"You're so cute I could eat-ya!"

[–] DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

they're just making sure you get your recommended DV amount of toxoplasmosis

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

They just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah...this applies equally to kids as well.

"What's in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?"

"A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box..."

"Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?"

Really, almost anything you say to a cat you'd likely also say to a kid at some point.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Stop shitting in the corner you animal"

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Is that two cats stacked on top of each other?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?" A sentence I never thought I'd have reason to say.

[–] babypigeon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"If I fits, I sits."

-- Every Cat Ever

[–] LaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Cats wants to touch grass. 😿

[–] lamentdecay@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Salad? You mean the cat's box?

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

He's literally ON his diet

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Perhaps it's exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You told him to touch grass once.