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[–] QuizzaciousOtter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does posting this kind of nonsense actually work? Are there people who read this? Does this land them better jobs, clients? I can't comprehend engaging in braindead bullshit like this...

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Official linked in game account commented, so yes, it gives you reach in the algorithm.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do I really even want to know what LinkedIn games are?

[–] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

They are just Browser minigames. Nothing too Fancy, out there. Just pretentious, as is the norm for linkedin

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course, she's a consultant.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not only a regular consultant, but a "solutions-based" one. As opposed to another kind of consultant?

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Hey, sometimes I just want you to listen to me talking about this huge fucking dumpster fire I got going on.

Can we just take a moment looking at the artistic chaos of it all, without all your pesky "solutions"?

[–] lostoncalantha@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What I really need to know though is does she leverage her experience and talents to find me the best solutions

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So a "problems-oriented" consultant?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's more successful than "invoice-based".

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Every consultant is "invoice-oriented". Some are more than just invoice-oriented.

I'm a problems-oriented consultant. Whatever your problem is, I can help you split it into two barely smaller problems.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

"Invent problems by your own so you can sell a solution"

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine wasting your time on linkedin games

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

Isn't Linkedin games an oxymoron?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I like to look up the companies in their tag lines. Notion - "The AI workspace that works for for you"

I've got the notion that she's just another AI dickhead. Sry, 'expert'.

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

I think I'd die if I still worked a corporate job.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This isn't too bad. Just tips on how to use a product more effectively? Just a bit cringe that people are playing "LinkedIn Games"

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

To be honest I'm playing LinkedIn games - I like when number go up. My issue is coming with some made up overanalysis to how it defines you as a worker, wrote up in some extremely annoying, verbose post. I guess I just hate how so many people on LinkedIn write long posts with basically no substance because they need to be seen by the algorithm.

But no, compared to straight up deranged people this isn't so bad. More a hate the game, not the player type situation.

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Linkedin has games?

[–] Mediocre_chad@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

"Survival of the fittest" really does require the most mental and emotional gymnastics to maintain the "wish I were" "wanna be" "matter more" paradigm.

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Needs more hashtags!!!

[–] airbussy@lemmy.one 8 points 2 days ago

I wonder who would be in need of a "Notion Consultant"

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The only way to win this shit is to not play

[–] Ribbons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah I totally get it, my brain moves like a Queen. (In eight directions)

-Tabi (ey/it)

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't really see what is so unhinged about this..?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)