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[–] Peck@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hot take. Fireworks are stupid and disruptive.

[–] original_charles@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

I dont think Peck was arguing that you should call the cops, just saying that fireworks are bad, a factually correct statement.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

They're also stupid and disruptive.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago

Aim your roman candles at cops.

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Cancer is worse

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.

At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.

Just to add I was sober last night and alone.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

So what you're saying is, it's basically the purge except just for gun crime

[–] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

Counterpoint: if you can't keep the debris off other people's property, you don't have enough room to be setting off fireworks.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Funny. In Germany we have been discussing banning fireworks for new years for a while now since more and more people realize the mix of alcohol and fireworks is a bad idea and traumatizing pets, war refugees and old people, killing wildlife and poisoning the air for days to come is not worth it so some people can watch something go boom.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

As a German...every year since forever, I ask myself what is so great about this boom boom. Didn't even wanna do it as a boy. My dad wanted me to want, so HE could do boom boom.

Now that I'm older I still don't get it. Except now it even hurts to watch money literally explode while there are people that are hungry or have no shelter or no help at all.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When you see ICE about to kidnap someone - YES

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago

Takes too long though, reaching for a brick though...

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

I think that the cops will just work with ICE.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's always 'don't be a karen and call the cops on illegal fire works' followed by 'why the fuck did you not call the cops on the illegal fireworks' after house fires break out.

I'd like to remind everyone that fireworks are an explosive. Want to know how dangerous fireworks are? Ask ER staff what kind of injuries they see the most on 4th of July.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

what kind of injuries they see the most on 4th of July.

The explosive kind?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 days ago

my cat is shooting back

Let it cook.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Heh. Opposite to everyone here, I am pro-fireworks.

Once a year.

Bird deaths are sad thing but if it's a planned thing once a year, people can shelter their pets and folk who are vulnerable can simply prepare. No harm done, honestly.

But oh my god do I want to murder wankers who proceed to shoot fireworks, often just under peoples windows, for weeks after that. Dear god am I feeling hateful for that.

And yeah, about why I like fireworks - they are pretty, feel amazing, are special occasion and overall, are fun. And yes, that's literally blowing money into the air so I don't do that much, but I still love them.

Edit: Oh, and when done en-masse, there's something magical to them. Even awe inspiring.

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Jup, no harm done. Just millions of wild animals that get scared, wounded or are dying as a result. Not to forget the massive pollution of the air and the environment or the people with pets or special needs who are in most cases not really able to protect themselves from that. We humans are so shitty that this is by far not the worse we do. But "no harm done" is a sick joke.

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[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Agreed. On the holiday, even a bit on the weekend is fine. But last year we had one asshole somewhere in the neighborhood who was setting off those ones that are literally just a large booming noise until at least 12am for about la week straight. This year has been much more reserved. I'm thinking they either moved or possibly their immediate neighbors threatened them.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Hey, you're supposed to be shitting on the same thing everyone else is shitting on, not making reasonable points that I totally agree with!

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

let the cat do what it wants

My cat escaped and ran into the yard without permission and hid under a bush in the yard. I think she was enjoying the fireworks. Couldn't get the cat out of hiding until the fireworks were over.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I root for the cat. I hope he gets the fuckers.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It's not just the 4th of July. Assholes here sell and set off fireworks for any possible holiday.

Edit: I love fireworks. I love watching the huge shows and setting them off myself. I don't like hearing them at 3am on Christmas morning. Or the three days leading up. Or the next month of random explosions until they pick up again for the new year, of which is when they should be used. But then they continue until they're sold again for valentines day. Once again, I love fireworks, just not to celebrate the existence of Wednesday.

I live in a vacation town where fireworks are illegal and I can hear them basically every weekend from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

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[–] Chev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Fireworks might be beautiful for a moment, but they leave behind a trail of harm.

They pollute the air with toxic chemicals and fine dust, spiking asthma and breathing problems. After events like July 4th or Diwali, air quality drops dangerously — and people with lung issues feel it immediately.

The noise isn’t just loud — it’s traumatizing. Pets panic, birds die, and people with PTSD or autism often suffer in silence.

Tradition isn’t a good excuse when it causes this much damage. Not all traditions are worth keeping — especially when they hurt the most vulnerable.

[–] rakeshmondal@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

AI detectors don’t work reliably, and often just end up flagging autistic people as AI. And even if it is, the points can still be valid. The em dash is a big giveaway, but those are also common with people who read a lot of fanfic (cough autistics cough). Because the em dash is commonly used in fanfic dialogue, so fanfic readers and writers get used to seeing and using it.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At this point. I just block anyone I see using the em dash. Will a few false positives slip in? Sure, but I'm confident that I'm blocking more bots than nots.

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gimme a cool drone show over fireworks any day

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Traditions are peer pressure from dead people

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

celebrating your terrorist country - NO

taking action action your terrorist government and peers disguised by the sounds of fireworks - YES

[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well... If the wife doesn't wake up it might be better to just let her get her much needed rest, as well as enjoy some peace and quiet at long last. Plus the ambulance/coroner visit might not be cheaper than a shovel from home depot.

Don't worry if she starts smelling bad after a few days, it's natural.

As for the cat, figures. With all the chaos they might as well take advantage of the situation and enact their plan to take over mankind as the dominant species.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Cats are the dominant species. Well, actually ants, but cats are a close second.

Can we replace "911" with an Armed Militia?

Cops don't do shit, and when shit gets real, they hide until the incident is over.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I had to call you using my elbows because I don't have fingers or thumbs any more

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[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People that call for things on the left, don't spend NYE in Europe

https://youtu.be/16sR6cu4-Hw

Time for this old treasure

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