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[–] morto@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The same people that looked for "witches" in search of remedies and formulas for things like erectile dysfunction, penis enlargement, love formulas, and all kinds of related stuff were often the same ones shouting "burn the witch" and wanting them dead. Never underestimate human hypocrisy.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And also blaming the witches for their problems.

Like bro? You were born with a tiny dick. Blame yer daddy.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This was why they didn't burn witches in Africa. /joke

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It would not be a solution in ancient Greece/Rome, where a small penis was part of the beauty standard.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

But they probably wouldn't have wanted to burn her in the first place.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

If the people will not love her, they can fear her.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

It offen depends on the depiczion of course, but this deliction doesn't look all that big.

Priapus, cursed woth ugliness and an huge, everlasting errection, seems more in line with that.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Each inch added to your member 6 inches gets removed from your height.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Look, mom, I'm 2D now.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

So youre telling me i get a biggerdick and wont hit my Head on doors anymore? Best wish ever!!!

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Men would be bragging about how short they are.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I know someone who is almost 7 feet tall that has complained about wanting to make this very trade

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