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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 hours ago

What would I do? Contemplate where the fuck I went so ethically wrong in my life that I became a landlord, that's what.

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I mean, you'll need to test one bag just to confirm what it is right?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 13 hours ago

Don't do it, they can count the bags.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

2 hours is enough to watch No Country for Old Men.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

I thought it was cocaine at first and I was thinking End Of Watch

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Replace two of the bags with oregano and tip off the police. The police report x kg of weed seized instead of x-½ because they want to look good. Dealers believe all is accounted for and you have 2 whole 9 bars to enjoy at your leisure.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the kind of people who own that much, or even let on that I'd seen it.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe quarter pounds. Still tens of thousands of dollars in a legal state.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Usually (at least in Britain) they'd be packaged into 9 ounce bags (otherwise known as a 9 bar) for distribution to dealers. It's sold by the kg on the international market and ounces on the British market and 9 Oz is approximately 250g so it's a handy way to convert from metric to imperial when selling to dealers.

[–] leftthegroup@lemmings.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Man I have been too destitute to buy any for a while and this photo got me drooling a bit fr

I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed

[–] KingCake_Baby@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah bro, that's 50lbs of incense

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Yes, that's the number you report.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Empty bag storage.

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[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 297 points 2 days ago (6 children)

That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 102 points 1 day ago
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 72 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Are those all drugs? I thought they were just clothes in those vacuum pack space saver things until I saw the one with weed.

Edit: Oh I guess it's all weed, just some of the packaging isn't totally see through.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

This is oregano.

[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Me too, for a second there, I'm thinking, tidiest squatters ever!

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 day ago (36 children)

With homelessness exploding due to how the asset-owning Parasite Class is jacking rents into the stratosphere, why is any residential property vacant at this time?

Vacant residential properties should be taxed out the nose - well above any rent or price appreciation - until they are occupied by legitimate tenants.

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