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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 hour ago

Don't do it, they can count the bags.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago
[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

2 hours is enough to watch No Country for Old Men.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I thought it was cocaine at first and I was thinking End Of Watch

[–] leftthegroup@lemmings.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Man I have been too destitute to buy any for a while and this photo got me drooling a bit fr

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 47 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Replace two of the bags with oregano and tip off the police. The police report x kg of weed seized instead of x-½ because they want to look good. Dealers believe all is accounted for and you have 2 whole 9 bars to enjoy at your leisure.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the kind of people who own that much, or even let on that I'd seen it.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago

Maybe quarter pounds. Still tens of thousands of dollars in a legal state.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 15 hours ago

I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed

[–] KingCake_Baby@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nah bro, that's 50lbs of incense

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Empty bag storage.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

An elbow and two stone of pooridge mix

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Are those all drugs? I thought they were just clothes in those vacuum pack space saver things until I saw the one with weed.

Edit: Oh I guess it's all weed, just some of the packaging isn't totally see through.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

This is oregano.

[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

Me too, for a second there, I'm thinking, tidiest squatters ever!

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 98 points 1 day ago (33 children)

With homelessness exploding due to how the asset-owning Parasite Class is jacking rents into the stratosphere, why is any residential property vacant at this time?

Vacant residential properties should be taxed out the nose - well above any rent or price appreciation - until they are occupied by legitimate tenants.

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