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[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 297 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 102 points 2 days ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There's no 3 pounds of weed here!

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him...

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.