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[–] JaffnaCakes@lemmy.world 366 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago

"He's the one who knocks!"

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[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 167 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Incognito was never about privacy. It's about hiding your seach history from your parents or partner or whatever

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 4 days ago (2 children)

For buying gifts, for example.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or masturbating to pornography

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

and i'm pretty sure the browsers have been quite explicit about this for a long time now, but of course no one bothers to read "This won't change how data is collected by websites you visit and the services they use, including Google."

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait... people actually think that incognito means that they don't record your searches??

I thought everybody knew that all incognito does is preventing your searches from showing up in your search history.

Did anyone actually think that these big tech companies would willingly give you an option to keep your searches private from them?

Hello????

Always assume that everything you do online is being recorded and seen by someone. Unless you're a master computer wiz or whatever the fuck they call it these days, ALWAYS ASSUME YOUR ACTIVITY ONLINE IS PUBLIC.

[–] quant@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago

This is the consequence of wrapping everything in glossy plastics and dumbed down UI for decades. People don't want to learn, and even if they do it's all hidden away behind blobs and bloats.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Naming it incognito was a mistake. It was always clear to me all incognito is, is a non persistent container to keep your browsing data separate from your regular browsing data. All its hiding is your porn browsing habits from your mom. But of course, the name implies much more.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Good for testing instead of "clearing cache and cookies"

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Not a mistake, intentionally deceptive

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Incognito mode was always just to hide your local browser history. Think Google would NOT track you?

Do you have Google maps? They know where you are at all times.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

User visits Google (logged in)

User visits Google, without cookies, but from the same IP, same user agent, same resolution, same OS, same enabled plugins, same browser version number, same fingerprint (based on al the previous information).

Google, who could this possibly be???

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do you have a phone? They know where your toilet is

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 152 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I don’t believe for a second that they are actually going to delete any data they stole from users.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 82 points 5 days ago

Oops offshore backup mysteriously occurred.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Of course they will! First you make a copy, then you delete the copy. Contractual terms satisfied.

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[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 62 points 4 days ago

You guys are still using Chrome?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 109 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Incognito was literally only good for opening a second session without you logged in. It did zero for privacy. Even their disclaimer said so.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Incognito, you mean porn mode?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Its a moot point once you sign into your Facebook account to "share with friends"

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 24 points 4 days ago
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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Incognito/Private Browsing came about when people were sharing computers more often. It doesn’t save history and cookies and whatnot on your device. It’s to prevent the next user from getting in to your bank account.

Google and whoever else will still know your IP and can use that to cross-reference whatever other data they have on you.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 days ago

wtf was anyone expecting

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People mistaking incognito mode for a VPN or Tor.

Exactly. My understanding is that you use incognito mode if you don’t want the browser autofilling pornhub.com when you type po in the search bar.

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[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

hey before they do that, can i look through their files on me? theres some porn i havent been able to refind anywhere

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

The Google Incognito tab in any browser clarifies that while it prevents your browsing history from being saved on your device, it does not make your browsing completely private.

Websites you visit, your employer (if on a work network), and your internet service provider (ISP) can still track your online activity.

Hell it even has a link that leads directly to the privacy policy

https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/9845881?hl=en-GB

The only thing that shocks me is that no one ever reads it

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[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You’ve gone Incognito. Others who use this device won’t see your activity, so you can browse more privately. This won't change how data is collected by websites you visit and the services they use, including Google. Downloads, bookmarks and reading list items will be saved.

- Google Chrome

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I haven't used Chrome in years. Brave and firefox, that's my crowd.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (13 children)
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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Next headline: Google promises to delete the Firefox private window data they keep about you

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Which is why i don't use safebrowsing but rather a separate profile located (--profile switch) in XDG_RUNTIME_DIR.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I don’t care or think they didn’t track that, they don’t ruin my algorithm with those searches which is all I really care about.

I basically just use it to look up whatever new crazy person my whack job mother was sending me some antivax propaganda from to confirm they’re the type of quack I assume them to be.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Um was this surprising to anyone? I think we all assumed that this was the case no???

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 41 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't it specifically say on a new incognito tab that this doesn't protect against sites or service providers from gathering information....and only stops you from storing local information (history, cookies, etc)? Do people actually think that incognito is adding privacy protection?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That was actually a result of this issue, where Google placed misleading statements in incognito and then proceeded to actively go around them.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If anyone thought that Incognito somehow protected their data from websites or services, then that's their fault for jumping to that conclusion in the face of everything saying that's not the case.

Also...

In lawsuits settlement

In meme sentence, words disappear.

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[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 10 points 4 days ago

Glad I don't use Chrome lol

[–] Karl@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

So this is why the weird shite I look up in incognito comes up when I search something without incognito mode.

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