Buy Apple stock.
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Use my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.
Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.
Turn off the alarm clock
Go and have a taste of McDonalds if its the same
Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon
Cell phones existed in 1995. They were expensive and just used for making phone calls, tho.
Had the internet too. I'd be playing Doom or checking out Usenet forums.
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“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”
I'd walk out to the street then light me up that cigarette and strap shoes on my feet.
I'd probably try to find a reason where everything went wrong. I'd really like to find a reason why my money is all gone.
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Try to find that cool looking Beavis and Butthead site I saw my brother browsing in the earliest days of our internet access. I had asked him where he found it and he couldn't remember, so I searched and searched and searched to no avail. I never found that Beavis and Butthead site. I just remember there was a lot of yellow.
Apparently there was an official Beavis and Butt-Head site hosted by MTV in the 90's. I didn't find any archives but there is a screenshot of it on the Web Design Museum. Not sure if it's the same one because there isn't a whole lot of yellow though.
Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.
I'd hug my mom. Then I'd go ask the pretty next door girl for a date; I lesrned later in life that she also had a crush on me at the time, but since I was plain looking and slightly overweight nerd I never thought I'd hsve any chance with her.
After getting that out of my system I'd do the obligatory investing.
Take my routine morning shit. But instead of my phone I’m reading the label on the back of any bottle I can reach from the throne.
That really depends on if I'm my now age or my then age. Though either way, I'm looking for my mom
Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.
Figure out how to set up a stock trading account with ameritrade, or whatever the ad for the talking baby who bought stocks was for, and invest in today's big companies. I'd invest like 10 bucks at a time, but keep doing it. Also? Buy some bitcoins.
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First thing? Honestly, probably curl into the fetal position and start bawling for a while as I fully relax for the first time since circa 2007.
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Go back to sleep
Do you wake up as you are now, or as you were back then? I didn’t exist in 1995.
I'm sure you were still a twinkle in your parents' eyes. And I don't envy what you're about to see.
Do I wake up at 6 years old? Or as I am now, but in '95?
Doesn't matter, I'm watching fuckin POWER RANGERS.
1995? Springer and the price is right in the morning (Bob Barker baby!) then Aladdin, Batman/Superman, Animaniacs and the Simpsons in the afternoon.
In-between all that we get 90s commercials!
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Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.
What was I doing in 1995?
I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.
What would I do now?
Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.
I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?