How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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Do they plan to make Red Bull?
Did no one see this coming?
One man's cum is another man's income
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
Creamy and delicious
Is nothing sacred?
30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
It's for personal use.
These guys were THIRSTY!
If only there was a vegan alternative.
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?
Taking a bath in style
Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
Yes, about one ejaculate.
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
New Jackass Episode???
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it's S3e01
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?
Finally, bull milk!