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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany (dpa-international.com)

submitted 1 day ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] remon@ani.social 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's for personal use.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 9 points 1 day ago

These guys were THIRSTY!

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If only there was a vegan alternative.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

you may not have any of my flower semen.

edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 1 points 9 hours ago

Veganism implies consent.

Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 14 points 1 day ago

[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Taking a bath in style