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[–] bieren@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair. At home I ain’t got shit to do. On vacation, there’s always something to do…even rushing to the pool/beach to do more nothing.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago

I think you should set up more breakfast buffets in your home... 😎

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 6 hours ago

Anyone up at that time on holiday wears socks with crocs.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people

...the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30; preferably not before 13.30...i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in...

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

You’re spiritually a morning person, just in another time zone.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 147 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)
[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

Free breakfast ends at 10, but I'll be damned if I dont eat it and go straight back to bed.

[–] isar@lemm.ee 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Me when checkout is at 12:00

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Dam, where you going that has 12 checkouts? I see mostly 11 with some being 10.

[–] happysplinter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

You can ask for a rock star check out time. They'll usually giggle and say sure, or ask whats that? You tell them, they giggle, and say sure.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

Yes, def this.

I trust housekeeping just walks in, sees me sleeping, gently smooch me on the forehead & quietly leave the room.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Paid for the whole room gonna use the whole room

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

I swear it's the blackout curtains. I'll draw them tight on the first night, then have a surprise in the morning if I didn't set my alarm.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 142 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hotels be like: yes 06:00-07:30 is the time most people eat, let's have breakfast then

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 84 points 1 day ago (17 children)

That's the thing I hate the most about free hotel breakfast: by the time normal people get up, they've already shut it down for the day. I swear they do it on purpose to save money.

[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me who wakes up for work at 4am but doesn't eat anything till 11am.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many guests are actually there for work. If breakfast opens at 7, that's a little late for my liking. I gotta finish and drive over to the client and start timely.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

Even if they aren't there for work they're there for something, I can't really think of any times I slept in a hotel room and didn't have an early morning.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

I think its the fact that you dont have to prepare the food. You wake up, throw some shit on and just fuck off to eat for an hour straight because they have all the food you would ever want.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not if I'm by myself in the hotel/trip.

I/someone paid for the bed & I'm gonna use it.

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They'll still stop serving breakfast at 9 sharp and you'll be hungry until lunch. 🙁

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Nah, I hate breakfast. Give me that extra sleep anyway. It's not like they are very good either.

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 2 points 18 hours ago

Go get breakfast before you go to sleep, or set alarm, grab breakfast, and have a second round of sleep.

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[–] Plagiatus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People sleeping in uncovered blankets and pillows triggers me so hard, why do people do that?

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy blankets that are wearing nothing at all!!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 7 hours ago

Hot single blankets in your area!

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I think they're talking about the duvet

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

You put a blanket on your blanket?

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

7:00 -- breakfast
8:00 -- continue to sleep

That's the ticket. Worked in Tempe for 3 weeks. Come non work nights I was wondering what I should do, so if I was tired Id pop some edibles, laugh at a movie for a bit, wake up with munchies and get breakfast, then go back to bed until afternoon.

Didn't want to spend much time outside when it was daylight anyways. Sun starts to go down, find a dive bar or something.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In a lot of hotels people in other rooms start making noise around that time anyway, so you might as well get up and enjoy a big breakfast that you dont have to prepare yourself

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A change in environment often energizes people.

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

That and you pay good money to go on vacation. Why would you waste it sleeping, which you can do anywhere?

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

The energy: Stonks meme template with "Cortisol" as the graph label

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