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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 48 minutes ago

And I cast that wish at level 9

Well no duh. It's a level 9 spell. Can't cast it lower than that.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

Agree with antifascist stuff. Just nitpicking the fascist idiot's idiotic words: what the hell is an example of a non-politically-motivated assassination?? isn't every assassination politically motivated?

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 58 minutes ago
[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Financially-motivated assassinations? Having someone killed before they can disown you?

[–] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 49 minutes ago

Often, I think being an important person or person in position of power is an important factor that makes it different than just a murder.

[–] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Assassination of passion.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml -5 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) (1 children)

Riegel could have done better here; his comeback isn't really that smart. See, this same script works exactly the same in reverse:

  • right winger: "Down with pedophiles!"
  • left winger: "Down with JK rowling and "
  • right winger: "I just said down with pedophiles. Telling that you took that as an insult to your politics."
[–] tamman2000@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago

The bit about calling sam out and down with lies makes it pretty clear that he views it as a counter attack

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 16 hours ago

Blue checkmark checks out.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Um, actually Wish is always cast at level 9.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 1 hour ago

The old 3.5e Epic Level Handbook had 10th level spells, and the rules surrounding their use.

So, maybe you could use a 10th level spell slot to stengthen Wish?

I haven't played D&D this century, and the last Pathfinder I ran was lower level and we only did 1 or 2 actual play sessions before scheduling fell apart. (Also, I'm a pretty bad DM, even working from an existing published campaign; people just want me to be GM because I can remember rules.)

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Um acktshually you can cast Limited Wish as a 7th level in Pathfinder 🤓

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 hours ago

Um, actually Limited Wish is not Wish.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

As of this month I am 31 years clean from D&D. And even I knew that wish is always cast at level 9.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I cast that wish at level 9" is a weird phrasing. So far as I know Wish is already level 9, so there's no other level to cast it at. Older editions had "limited wish" but I don't believe they had upcasting. It feels very "how do you do fellow children"

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's kinda "fellow kids" but also a lot people don't know the rules of the games they play.

This one's a fascist tho, so fuck them.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

DnD is also a game that utilizes table rules pretty much all the time. It's possible that his DM gave more flexible rules, I know my DM will if you have a convincing argument.

But also, buddy definitely says "you're one of the good ones" to his black coworkers

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I love threads where there's the one person downvoting a benign comment, like "fuck fascists." It must be lonely on Lemmy for those people. I sure hope it is.

Suffer being ostracized, downvoting fascist.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Unfortunately there seem to be a not-insignificant number of accelerationist tankies on various instances, so I'm sure fascists habe someone to hold hands with and trash on the rest of the political spectrum.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All they ever do is “No, u…!”

Haven't had an original thought since 1936.

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[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 133 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Yeah this happened once during the 2020 July protests in Serbia. As we walked, we passed a WW2 memorial and the guy leading the group took a moment to stop, comment on it and chant "death to fascism" a few times. Then out of the blue two guys started yelling "death to communism".

To be fair, "death to fascism, freedom to the people" is a communist slogan known by everyone from ex-Yugoslavia, but getting triggered by someone disavowing fascism right next to a statue that shows how fascists murdered civilians in raids in your own city is... worrying.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Weird how every anticommunism turns out to be fascism putting on a performance for libs.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Not in Eastern Europe. People hate the communists here. They have ruined their countries, basically occupied them.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not by accident, Serbia is like the MAGA lovin' south of Europe, complete with the ignorant meat-heads gargling Putin's balls.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For some reason there seems to be this idea that everything must either be fascist or communist or somewhere between. Like they don't believe in the existence of other political philosophies.

They're obsessed with the political spectrum being one-dimensional, it isn't.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Binary thinking is inherently limiting for complex issues, we aren't computers we don't need to look at everything like a boolean

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 253 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ever say "Fuck Nazis" and some fuck face goes "Of course you would make fun of conservatives you lib!".

Wonderful feeling.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't cast Wish @ level 9. Gotta be at least level 17. Git good newb

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But it's a 9th level spell. Don't make me bust out the chart.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Then you don't need to specify what level it's cast at, it's level 9 by default. Get outnerded 🤓

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 144 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Politically motivated assassinations"? Should we bring up the comparative list of politically-motivated extremist incidents in the US and see which side is enacting most of the violence?

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"politically motivated assassinations?" like the two Democratic politicians who were just murdered yesterday in Minnesota?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No no, that's like school shootings in the USA, part of their apolitical culture!

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Including the ones in Minnesota today?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The Minnesota ones are particularly interesting. The Democrats had a one-seat advantage in both chambers of the Minnesota legislature. The assassin specifically targeted one Democratic member of each chamber. The Minnesota House is now tied, and the Senate will be tied until Hoffman is able to work or (or Minnesota allows it, I'm not sure) is about to designate someone to vote for him.

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I like how it's "politically motivated assassinations" while graffiti on a Tesla is terrorism.

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 18 points 1 day ago

This is one of my favorite parts of sitting out playing music by my "resist fascism" sign.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No self awareness lmfao I love it when people accidentally tell on themselves like this, is there a name for it?

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