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[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

Why are dream bathrooms so ffucked up, like seriously

[–] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

Hmm. You forgot that some are also above waist level.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Don't let your dreams remain dreams. It's not as spacious as the "dream bathroom" here, but we rolled up our sleeves this weekend and were able to redo our entire bathroom with the help of a few YouTube videos. Can't recommend splurging on the extra bucket enough:

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 24 minutes ago

I had my phone in greyscale mode (and admittedly I'm a little high) and I thought "oh I bet that bathroom's gorgeous in color" because I took your comment for serious and didn't see the thumbnail very clearly ANYWAY lemme tell ya the disappointment when I took my phone off greyscale mode....

you got me good

[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Omg have had this bathroom dream 1000000 times. Psychologically, any insights on what it might mean?

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I hate you and I also love you for connecting all of us with the weird liminal bathroom dream.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Holy fucking shit I am not alone. Oh god. It's real. I'm not alone.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

There are at least three of us.

[–] User0123@lemmus.org 111 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I feel like I’ve dreamt of this exact bathroom

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

Me too!

There's at least... Three of us now.

My dream is almost this exact room, but ALSO notable by it being connected to an entire labyrinth of doors and hallways and other rooms.

My dream tends to go: I am outside or in a lobby area. I need to go. I go into the bathroom door, which leads to more doors, and more hallways and more doors, and eventually I get to the room pictured and I'm like, noooo, so I keep going and go though the next door and keep going on my journey, coming across room after room of varying AWFUL configurations and usability. If a toilet is clean, it's just out in the open, if it's a nice private one, it's clogged. I continue on, sometimes encountering a sauna room with pools and bathtubs. I never stop. I have to go. More hallways, more weird rooms. If I ever do end up finding a place to go it only ever lasts 5 seconds and then someone else comes in and sits right across from me and since no doors it's awkward. And something always goes wrong too. No TP, doesn't flush, I miss entirely, etc. And when I finally get to wash my hands there is never soap and usually no water or something doesn't work. And I also sometimes the get caught in another loop of trying to find a working sink, or soap. it's HELL.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Until this post I didn't know this was a thing. I thought I just had a weird bathroom kink or something, but I've had lots of dreams with bathrooms very similar to this. Had no idea this was a shared experience.

I also often end up peeing on something in the weird bathroom and the suddenly realizing that the thing I'm peeing on is not supposed to be peed upon and feel awful about it, and sometimes someone comes in and sees me peeing on the part I wasnt supposed to be peeing on.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

For the 100th time, stop saying it was a dream, that does not excuse you peeing on everything. Stop it!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

One of my ex co-workers came home drunk with his wife They went to bed he got up and peed right in the laundry basket. Jay wtf are you doing? I'm going to the John, yawn, wait what the Fuckkk

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I helped start a subreddit that was like “thatweirdbathroomdream” or something, I don’t remember it was easily a decade ago explicitly for people to talk about their weird bathroom dreams! Apparently it’s a typically American dream (so is losing your teeth but cutting your hair/hair falling out is more universal) and typically includes unusual open spaces, lack of privacy, unusual lighting, they typically also are clean like this or filthy, or at least the toilet you interact with could be filthy. I find collective cultural dreams to be SO fascinating

Unfortunately it was too niche and I’m assuming has since died

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

It felt so creepy when I saw the picture and got a flashback of dreaming that bathroom. It got doubly creepy when I found a comment about it already. But I'm not American.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I came here to say I have had this dream. This is creepy as shit and I don't want to go to sleep now.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yep, and the only available one is overflowing with piss-n-shit water, and the toilet paper is soggy, and there are no papertowels and the soap is empty and the sinks are just more toilet bowls full of piss-n-shit water.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 points 58 minutes ago

You forgot the leaking pipes, so of course everything relatively safe to touch is also wet and cold.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Hm. Interesting how negatively coded this scene is when I hear people talk about their own “that one dream public bathroom”.

I distinctively remember mine having knee-high cloudy water, but it was very dark. My innate “understanding” in the dream is that the water is some kind of natural feature, not sewage. I don’t remember the sinks, tissues, cleanliness or of the bowls, or anything, just the incredibly weird layout and flooding, and the weird lack of privacy due to the doors and walls of the stalls being higher to accommodate the water.

US style stalls where you can conveniently park your XXXL truck under the divider aren’t a thing here.

[–] User0123@lemmus.org 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is it always like that, it’s gotta mean something right ?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's like that, disgusting and/or exposed, because your body is trying to keep you from pissing the bed. When you start to have a dream like that, wake up and you'll realize you need to go to the bathroom. Your own clean normal private bathroom.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 1 points 53 minutes ago

That makes sense, that it would be your subconscious alerting. In a similar vein, whenever I know I need to shower first thing in the morning (as opposed to before bed), I often dream of showering on the bed. Yes, like standing on the mattress on top of all the sheets and pillows and blankets. Or at least somewhere in the bedroom, like on carpeted floor next to wooden furniture. I HATE those dreams so much but they keep happening.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Perhaps everybody poops and thus has poop on the brain

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then you weirdly end up pissing in the sink.

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[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a weird bathroom dream I had once. I was at the gym and went to the restroom where there were about 90 toilets, all in glass stalls that were maybe waist-high so when you sit you can see everyone’s face.

Anyway I ended up walking almost clear to the back because most were messy beyond comprehension and I swear it’s for every time I’ve scrubbed a toilet for work.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 points 15 hours ago

The first part sounds like an average american experience, not like a dream.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

Konfuzius once said: "If you dream of a bathroom, don't use it!"

[–] chelatna@sh.itjust.works 31 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

This is just an fps map. 1v1 toilet battle!

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Throwing weapons only, and they're all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 23 hours ago

Poopy in the hole!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Skulls for the Skull Throne, Blood for the Blood God, and Back for the Backthrooms!

[–] JonEFive@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago

Oh, someone finally found the liminal bathroom. How unsettling.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

TV show idea for bottom panel: see how many toilets each contestsnt can hit in 60 sec. Have funny animal mascots randomly jump out of stalls.

Winner wins a high-tech bidet seat and a lifetime supply of adult diapers.

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Just a couple of heads short of an episode of Skibidi Toilet

[–] Dkiscoo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is that a glass enclosed toilet with a shower head above it?

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

They're both ai generated.

[–] flipflop97@feddit.nl 3 points 21 hours ago

Not to mention there is no sink

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With people walking all around

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What in the ██████ is this?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to reveal this spoiler.

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

laughs in "view source"

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Beautiful, isn't it! It's a shit dream come true!

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Needs toilets coming out of the wall and ceiling. Also on the above image are those two showers flanking the door with rainfall showerheads in the ceiling and one has a toilet in it? Just in case you gotta go and don't want to waffle stomp or something?

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Top is ai generated, too. For one, where's the sink?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

where’s the sink

The water just flows off the countertop, onto the floor, and into the hole underneath. The handle next to the mirror is too reduce the chance of you busting your ass after washing your hands, slipping, and getting tangled up in the chest high hanging light.

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