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[–] riskable@programming.dev 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

Cutting edge technology, eh

[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

How can you have too many knives? There's just so much variety... Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife... GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...

I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

To be fair, that's kind of the point of the story. He's a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 9 points 21 hours ago

"you're just another evil ex waiting to happen"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 19 hours ago

I guess I am still mad about it, a decade and a half later, rofl.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -2 points 11 hours ago

He needs gasoline poured over him, and lit, in a ditch no one will remember exists. That's how these people should really be dealt with

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Isn’t she also literally a minor?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

... Yeah...

Yeah.

I mean, Scott didn't do anything physical beyond making out with her, if I remember right?

In both the movie and manga?

But uh... yeah, she was a minor, he was not, she was basically a star struck superfan and he absolutely emotionally abused the shit out of her, lied to her quite a lot, and took advantage of his micro-celebrity status.

Really shitty.

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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Also, for what its worth:

I'm Bi-FURIOUS!!!

Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl

Great delivery from the actress.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

To be honest,

Extremely dumb

kind of sums up the entire movie pretty well. I am still not entirely sure what I watched, but I guess that is my fault for not knowing the manga? It was entertaining though, somehow. But I needed two sessions to watch it.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think time wasn't super kind to it. And I don't remember how clear it was in the movie that Scott's just not a good dude. My memory of the story is that the core is: Scott is bad. Scott accepts that. Scott starts doing better. But maybe that's just my headcannon.

It's a good lesson though! Just because you were bad doesn't mean you are bad. You can change. Life isn't a simplistic video game. It's a lesson I've needed from time to time.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

If you haven't already seen it, the show from a couple of years ago reflects on the issues the movie (and partially comics) had, and acts as a great sequel. Can't recommend it enough!

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

I searched for Arby's Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn't see an end date--and yes, they're pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

A new set of knives can include things like glue.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 points 20 hours ago
[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Coffee's for closers only

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 8 points 21 hours ago

I've used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don't have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

You should take the hint.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago

Average ai behavior

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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[–] Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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Redrum redrum redrum

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.

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[–] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

At least those corners are cut with shiny new knives. Have you considered buying a new set?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

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