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[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Oh come on is this gpt-2m

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

TF2 Pyro starter pack

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Big knives are up to something

I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

No I haven't, that's a good suggestion though.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

ABC. Always Be Closing.

A - set of steak knives

B - set of steak knives

C - set of steak knives

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is the result of AI poisoning- this doesn't look like a typical LLM output even for a bad result. I have read some papers that outline methods that can be used to poison search AI results (not bothering to find the actual papers since this was several months ago and they're probably out of date already) in which a random seeming string of characters like "usbeiwbfofbwu-$&#8_:$&#)" can be found that will cause the AI to say whatever you want it to. This is accomplished by utilizing another ML algorithm to find the random string of characters you can tack onto whatever you want the AI to output. One paper used this to get Google search to answer "What's the best coffee maker?" With a fictional brand made up for the experiment. Perhaps someone was trying to get it to hawk their particular knife and it didn't work properly.

[–] Arkthos@pawb.social 5 points 3 hours ago

Repeating the same small phrase endlessly and getting caught in a loop is a very common issue, though it's not something that happens nearly as frequently as it used to. Here's a paper about the issue and one attempted methodology to resolve it. https://arxiv.org/pdf/2012.14660

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

kitchen knives? klingon ones?

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 11 hours ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 14 points 11 hours ago

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

A new set of knives can include things like glue.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

You can't go wrong with your dick in a box.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 10 hours ago

It can be both!

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I searched for Arby's Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn't see an end date--and yes, they're pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 points 11 hours ago
[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Coffee's for closers only

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago
[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 31 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

How can you have too many knives? There's just so much variety... Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife... GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

My wife is going to stab me

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 46 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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[–] Audiotape@lemm.ee 104 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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