Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
That's not a very high bar, boomer.
Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
Bragging is lower-class behavior
Smile and say "it's very pretty".
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
"What a horrible financial decision"
Ok, and what's your question?
I couldn't care less.
The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
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"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
What time is it?
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
This isn't a car
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
neet
Cool. Anyway...
"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
I don't have a car
"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school
I eat them.
I think I made the better choice.
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.
So you like to waste money?
But can it djent?
Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?
Actually Rolex are an investment. I've been told by a friend who has some Rolex that:
- You can't buy a Rolex, you must go in a waiting list
- Buy the Rolex once it's your turn
- Use it for a few months
- Sell the Rolex for $10k higher than the brand new price to someone who can't wait
It seems to work somehow. People are morons.
“Does it cost more than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone whose only crime was showing up to work?”
"So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you're a greedy cunt?"
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