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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 160 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Do you like it? I was generous.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 120 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Come on guys, of course this isn't a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still don't understand what it means though?

Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.

Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.

There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Chev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

That's the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it's a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] killingspark@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Well they arent going to say no.... Because of the implication

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"somewhat psychopathic"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.

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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 308 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women's safety.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 80 points 1 month ago
[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So these women ARE in danger?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

Always have been.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

also it's not written in all caps

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Trump wouldn't watch it's always sunny either.

Also, no words are capitalised.

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[–] knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago

I thought the same. It's truly incredible we weren't sure, what a timeline

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 26 points 1 month ago

Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's genuinely a good question. This is madness

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is a serious problem when it's not possible to know if a screenshot of a "truth" is actually true or it has been faked

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 58 points 1 month ago

If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn't remotely capable of this

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

“So they are in danger?!”

“There’s no danger!”

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Of course they are in danger." - Musk

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

This joke doesn't work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The number of people that don't realise this is an always sunny reference

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

There's no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

either the dennis system, or dees implication system.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

so anyway, I started tariffing.

[–] don@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

No shoutycaps, fake.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

This can't be real

There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn't smart enough to write something coherent.

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[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Lmfao I can't tell anymore and I'm not sure If I'm scared or amused. Help me.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.

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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can't see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

As usual, this doesn't actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about...or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn't even wait until Mars...

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

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