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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

no note taking today then I guess

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

My head still hurts this morning, it feels like a bad headache. Trying to do some work but my motivation is pretty low. Still wondering why me? Of all the people gawking at this guy going nuts, I was the one he singled out.

I called the police last night to ask why I hadn't been contacted yet, a sergeant got in contact with me and apologised that the officers at the scene didn't even ask for my details when I told them what happened. The guy had only been charged with property destruction offences before I called, what happened to me wasn't even recorded. What a joke right? I'm giving a statement on Friday.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

That's fucked up, that the officers didn't even note it down!

Good fucking lord, and they wonder why people don't want to join VicPol and say ACAB instead ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Take it easy, and look after yourself! Took that pumpkin to the noggin like a champ o7

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

What a joke right?

Yep that's fucked.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

That's a horrible thing you've been through! Disappointing of the cops to say the least. You were assaulted in a public place in front of how many witnesses? They should've been onto it straight away.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think I figured out why I'm not enjoying my new role.

The people are nerds, but not in a good way. They're the nerds that were teacher pleasing brown-nosers who would throw anyone and everyone under a bus to get an inch ahead.

There's also people who are very quick to make their problems our problems. Sound like communism to me ๐Ÿ˜

I've also noticed that I can ignore emails and people eventually leave me along.

So that's good.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Melbcat has put her tail in my coffee ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Does anyone here try to "one up" their partner? So, I made spag bol (lots of servings) for the man with garlic bread. He's buying me fresh oysters and caviar. I bought him grapes. I think I've lost this one.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have to try hard not to, because it'll get out of hand very quickly. But hell yes to fresh oysters and caviar!

It doesn't have to be gifts only. Eg. "I mowed your lawn for you". "Well I washed your socks for you". Then you laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We do with surprise gifts. My wife a cool set of PJs for me recently and got them. I reciprocated with a nicer set for her. Pretty much told her no more sleepwear for the time being. At risk of getting pricey and silky

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[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mowed the lawn AND bought him a really nice umbrella, so Iโ€™m ahead atm

You've lobbed it. 30/0 ๐ŸŽพ

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Miraculously the gout pain is in remission. Slightly upping the meds dose really worked!!!

Don't tell my GP!!

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get the GP to check your wee re: gout next time you give them some.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Good advice. Been a while since I've done one of those tests.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

rest easy

gentle hugs and warm compresses

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Catastrophic data loss isn't a great phrase to leave a meeting with. Might happen unless the National level gets Jimmy from Admin off the tech support inbox.

I got an extra day working from home!!!!! So that's 2 days in office.

Yeeha.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

I used to think I was bad at graphic design and creative work, but now I think the problem is Adobe software. After being able to punch things out in GIMP, Inkscape, and Davinci Resolve, I tried to do some basic work in Premiere Pro at work and hit the same walls I did in Photoshop.

Maybe the problem isn't me, it's that the software is laid out like shit. Plus, the workflow for every adobe product is different, whereas there is at least some consistency between entirely separate FOSS equivalents.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I leave the thread for a day or so to read a book I got obsessed with (Drift by C J Turner) and next thing people are talking in German about their pets and Tone's assaulted in the supermarket! Jesus Christ on a bicycle!

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I got caught in a fine icy rain on my walk, and now that I'm back the sun's out. I'm sitting in the sun on the lounge with a cup of coffee, dog at my side and cat at my feet. This is very pleasant.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I will take any and all offerings to help me increase my motivation and focus today to get my !)@$(@)$(@)$(@)$(@)($$@)( thesis progressing. Thank you

It's World Cheese Day! Get your arse into gear and finish what you have to and go get that cheese. ๐Ÿง€

You got this!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Totoro says go go go!

Totoro in an embroidered hat

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

set a timer.Give yourself 10 minutes of absolute dedication to the task. Then fuck around for 10 minutes, rinse and repeat.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

You can do it, keep at it!

Get Ur butt into gear missy, those grapes aren't going to pick themselves

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

poke poke

get a move on

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

There are so many holes in Erin's story that I can't even. The kids said that they weren't at the lunch because there "adult things" to discuss, yet Erin is saying the kids weren't interested? Yet she hosted the lunch because the kids enjoyed the last one they had with their grandparents? Tasted the blend, thought it was bland, added dried mushrooms "Now I think that there was a possibility that there were foraged ones in there as well," but doesn't taste it again afterwards to double check?!

I NEED POPCORN.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think that's why she's on the stand, to clear things up but instead it's a fucking car crash. ๐Ÿฟ

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why did her legal team think it was a good idea to put her on the stand? The prosecution is going to destroy her credibility.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

She's destroying what little she has just with her own lawyer! I wonder who had the idea of putting her up there.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get the impression she's a compulsive liar that might not even know what the truth is herself. That was what made it so weird initially, when I read the story I assumed it was an accidental poisoning, it was really just her not giving a straight account of where the mushrooms came from that made it look sus. If she'd just gone with "oops, I foraged mushrooms and obviously made a terrible mistake" it probably would have just been another tragic story of mushrooming gone wrong.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't need a heater in the living room today Look at that glossy fur ๐Ÿคฉ

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Ooooo her fur is SO GLOSSY ๐Ÿ˜ much sleek, very helth

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Finished stressful work day. Having beer in beer garden while I wait for my friend to finish work. Then we go try a new Sichuan restaurant (kind of our hobby eating at new restaurants, typically Chinese?.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I need to stop shopping and start sorting.

There's always so much to buy setting up a new place though. I've got a stand to put my toaster oven/air fryer on, a bathroom cabinet so I've got somewhere to put the toilet paper, another storage rack for the laundry, a dustpan and brush (mine did not survive the move), new dog poo scoop (who really wants to move a used one?!) and a fence to go outside to create a pet barrier to where the side gate is (which has a gap Miss Meow might manage to squeeze under) and create a little yard for the bins.

Sorting plans for today are the bedroom/wardrobe, and a bit more in the kitchen. I made a good start on the pantry yesterday, got some preliminary sorting of the ensuite cabinet, and set up an area in the garage for putting shoes on/off and hanging outdoor coats etc. I've got a couple more floor mats to bring up to add to the area to minimise dust that gets tracked in and will see if I can find some carpet offcuts and things to cover a bit more - if I can get the area around the door to the house and the pathway across to the other external door covered it would be ideal.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got a text from YL saying she's going to hairdresser after school because she's not happy with her fringe she cut herself. We've all been there. Unfortunately hairdressers can't grow hair back.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

painting done, a ton of cleaning done

now off the to the city to get some gumboots for walking down the beach on winter days

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