this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
1002 points (99.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

32052 readers
5332 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Somehow, without the aid of nuclear devestation, people have managed to reset to Year 0. Just "rediscovering" shit that already existed as if it's new tech. And then try to sell it to people.

It'd almost be funny if it didn't make me so fuckin mad.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

It's just interaction bait.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

What's worse is they all passed history class. Somehow.

[–] millie@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I figured out something absolutely crazy. You can put vegetables into the ground, (you know, the dirty thing outside?) and they will literally just start making more of themselves.

Also, you know all those naked people outside with too much hair and extra legs instead of arms? They're made of meat!!! It's true!

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 127 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I know it's overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say "So close!" and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.

Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (2 children)

CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORE-OPHYLL!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

"That's why I take twice-daily MORE-O-PHYLL from Malt-O-Meal."

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My sibling in Christ

Lmfao I’m stealing this expression

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 136 points 4 days ago (4 children)

what did they use before? sewage?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 84 points 4 days ago (7 children)
load more comments (7 replies)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 26 points 4 days ago

Alcohol. They were just boiling it.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Stomach is thriving"

They don't even try to form coherent thoughts anymore, just buzzwords to sell your current "brand".

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just assume this kind of sloppy copy is AI.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That's clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It might be a stew when it's done, served as pictured, I'd call it a soup. Sorry bout it

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of when I was doing chi gungs with a YouTube monk, until he started making bizarre claims that I’d never get sick again and my body would magically heal itself. It did not.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 4 days ago (8 children)

It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 89 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Making soup and then dumping out the soup seems like a very stupid way to make soup.

Maybe they feel better from not eating all of those simple, delicious calories.

load more comments (12 replies)
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

So... boiled vegetables. That's still already a thing. Not a particularly good thing (to my tastes), but been a thing for a long time.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 days ago (9 children)

It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

Then it's a waste of vitamines.

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Real men cook in motor oil.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm convinced that everyone who starts one of these weird diets and feels better has a random food sensitivity that just happens to get cut out by their diet.

Like, you feel way better on that crazy carnivore diet where you eat only meat, but it's cause you have undiagnosed celiacs and eating only meat happens to cut out all wheat.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Many people have FODMAP sensitivities and confuse them for gluten.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 25 points 4 days ago

I thought this post was a nod to our ancestors who figured out the power of soup-life.

These mother fuckers getting nutrients from hitherto inedible plants and just chillin as all the others got the runs and fever from eating uncooked game with worms n shit

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The ocean is technically a soup

And technically, so are you

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] RobertPulson@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

And now you're water-based pooping.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 days ago

water based hot salad

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

were they just frying everything in bacon grease before?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago

vegetables are healthy

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

If you want to do "water based cooking" for vegetables try steaming instead of boiling.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Okay so now I'm questioning where the line between soup and stew is...

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago
[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think it's more that a stew is a kind of soup. Bisque is a kind of soup, chowder is a kind of soup.

The real question is how many noodles can you eat it with before you have to start calling it a sauce.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Not even good soup. Real soups use some kind of broth to give a lot of base flavor.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] jcacedit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It looks like the post was made by a Cambodian. Pov translates to 'young brother/sister' and is commonly used as a term of endearment. So the odd terminology could have been lost in translation. .... and that looks like a typical Cambodian soup.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 points 2 days ago

It's probably not the real caption. It's likely fake like every other one of the social media memes.

load more comments
view more: next ›