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[โ€“] Tagger@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท.
๐Ÿบ.
๐Ÿกโžก๏ธ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš๏ธ.
๐Ÿท๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ.
๐Ÿกโžก๏ธ๐Ÿชต๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš๏ธ.
๐Ÿท๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ.
๐Ÿกโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ’ช.
๐Ÿบ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต.
๐Ÿบโฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
๐Ÿณ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ–.
๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿบ.
๐Ÿฅณ.

[โ€“] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

The three little pigs of course! But you only needed the first 3 emojies :)

[โ€“] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is a story about a Superhero Wolf that can generate winds as powerful as tornados with his breath and knock down the houses of corrupt police officers and turn them into tasty bacon.

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[โ€“] GoOnASteamTrain@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

๐Ÿขโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿ

๐Ÿฐโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿ

โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿขโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿฐโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿ

โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿขโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’คโฌ›๐Ÿ

๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿงญ

โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿขโฌ›๐Ÿ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’คโฌ›๐Ÿ

โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿข โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿฐโฌ›๐Ÿ

๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ˜ญ

edit: alternatively ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฐ

[โ€“] Widdershins@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

๐“€ฅ | ๐“† ๐“€•

๐“† ๐“€Ÿ | ๐“€ฃ ๐“€

[โ€“] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hmm, this does raise the question if these high unicode character are actually emojis?

[โ€“] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I think they've been emojis for over 100 years

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿ•ฆ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿš–โณโณโณโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โš•๏ธโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ’Š

I should note: this NOT autobiographical lmao

[โ€“] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Oh, ouch! I hope you got treated quickly and without lingering effects.

[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You went out clubbing, you got drunk, met some guy, had some drink, went to your house or his house, had sex till dawn . The next morning you left. Some time later you had to call for a doctor's appointment because you were feeling sick

[โ€“] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The sometime later is getting a call from the doctor that they have an STD and needed medication for it.

I also like how OP implied beer goggles were involved.

[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Ohh that's what it meant!

[โ€“] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿ’ฅโš›๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ’ซโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿชจ๐ŸŒ‹โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ›๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŸ๐ŸฆŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฆ•โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ›–๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ๐Ÿž๐Ÿด๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ›๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ›žโ›ต๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ญโš—๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จโš™๏ธ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฉป๐Ÿงฌโ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ˜ทโ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชจ

I think I need a computer to keep going and am also taking critiques since I'm actually not a huge expert in these things and am sure I've gotten at least a few things out of order already...

Also one of my tarot decks is all emoji if you want one straight from rnJesus. I can even give you some notes on the cultural references like death referencing the white rose of york, the meyers briggs types of the courts, misc mythology references, etc since that's been my hobby for the last year or so.

[โ€“] flubba86@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The big bang theory intro theme song started playing in my head instantly when I saw this, well done.

[โ€“] Chozo@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago

โœ‹ โ“ ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€

[โ€“] SuperEars@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฉผ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซโ›‘๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ›ฌ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฝ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿก๐Ÿค๐Ÿ›ฅ๐Ÿ‘Žโ›ˆ๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿค’๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŒง๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฃ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿก๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿš๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐ŸšŒ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿชถ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿซโ”๏ธ

[โ€“] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really? I haven't watched it in a while, but I don't remember that scene after the legs but before the run.

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mom bangs his school principal to keep him enrolled.

[โ€“] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Huh, I didn't remember that, guess the movie is like a box of chocolate.

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[โ€“] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿง“
๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿง‘โ€โš•๏ธ ๐Ÿง‘ ๐Ÿ›Œ

[โ€“] Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Almost, I just couldn't get the formatting right without the hospital.

[โ€“] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

โ˜น๏ธ | ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป
โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๏ธ | ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

[โ€“] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

[โ€“] kingofras@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh fuck yeah, the FBI likes to play paintball on the 4th of July, too?!

Let's divide up into two teams: domestic threats to the constitution vs federal employees who've sworn an oath to defend the constitution from domestic threats.

It'll be patriotic AF!

8๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ

[โ€“] DandomRude@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿš—

[โ€“] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A terrorist-shark, radicalized by the evil humans who litter at the beach, threw a bomb at the clouds and cause it to precipitate, and it rains non-stop, causing flooding so intense, that it threw the cars into the ocean, therefore saving the Earth from more COยฒ emissions.

[โ€“] DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There was indeed an explosion in this true story, but...

"The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone exploded a beached whale and then you drive home in the rain

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[โ€“] Kissaki@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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[โ€“] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒ‹

Alternate Ending: Frodo and Sam married happily ever after as Middle-Earth's Co-Tyrants

[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“โ˜•,๐Ÿคฉ,๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝ... ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŒ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŸ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’€.

[โ€“] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”บโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿงโ˜ ๏ธ

Someone stole the House from Up and its flying away. A phone call is made to to a proposal for marriage, they said no, so the person went to Anarctica to play baseball with penguins. The person lost the game so the penguins killed the person. The End.

(Oh fuck I just lost the game because I thought of those words)

[โ€“] KermanLine@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ†•

[โ€“] naught101@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Damn, even tighter than the original

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[โ€“] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ’€โšฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope I never meet any top level commenter from this thread. I'd probably have an aneurysm if somebody sent me a string of emojis then expected me to reply as if they had said something intelligible.

[โ€“] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰,๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ

[โ€“] SuperEars@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”บ๏ธโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ชโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿท

๐Ÿƒ

[โ€“] TehBamski@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ•, ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿบ, ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ, ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ, ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŒ•, ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒ„ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘–

A man transforms into a werewolf and eats a girl. And then the next morning a cop walks by and shit his/her pants after being scared seeing the footsteps of a werewolf?

(I have no idea, not too familiar with werewolf mythology)

[โ€“] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Trying to read the emoji stories sort of reminds me of Toki-Pona

[โ€“] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฑ โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ†’ โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿฑ โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธ

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