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The three little pigs of course! But you only needed the first 3 emojies :)

This is a story about a Superhero Wolf that can generate winds as powerful as tornados with his breath and knock down the houses of corrupt police officers and turn them into tasty bacon.

Hmm, this does raise the question if these high unicode character are actually emojis?

Is this ~~:.|:;~~?

Really? I haven't watched it in a while, but I don't remember that scene after the legs but before the run.

It took me until ”🤕🍦🎖️" to realize what I was reading.

The big bang theory intro theme song started playing in my head instantly when I saw this, well done.

Oh, ouch! I hope you got treated quickly and without lingering effects.

You went out clubbing, you got drunk, met some guy, had some drink, went to your house or his house, had sex till dawn . The next morning you left. Some time later you had to call for a doctor's appointment because you were feeling sick

FBI open up

8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣

Alternate Ending: Frodo and Sam married happily ever after as Middle-Earth's Co-Tyrants

A terrorist-shark, radicalized by the evil humans who litter at the beach, threw a bomb at the clouds and cause it to precipitate, and it rains non-stop, causing flooding so intense, that it threw the cars into the ocean, therefore saving the Earth from more CO² emissions.

This is my favorite one lol.

Someone stole the House from Up and its flying away. A phone call is made to to a proposal for marriage, they said no, so the person went to Anarctica to play baseball with penguins. The person lost the game so the penguins killed the person. The End.

(Oh fuck I just lost the game because I thought of those words)

Damn, even tighter than the original

Isn't that the thing where you tell a story using like 5-6 words?

Something like: On sale, baby shoes, never worn.

And then there's like 10 different interpretations from a misscarriage, to abortion, to maybe even someone murdered the baby.

📜🚫🙈🙉,💬👀➡️🧠💥

A man transforms into a werewolf and eats a girl. And then the next morning a cop walks by and shit his/her pants after being scared seeing the footsteps of a werewolf?

(I have no idea, not too familiar with werewolf mythology)