I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.
Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.
this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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[cums aggressively]
[puts on robe and wizard hat]
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
Oh ****
[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]
I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️
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Forever.
Imma store ur pee in ma balls.
Goddammit I was going to steal it!
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Sonof a-
Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.
I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don't want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there
What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?
Terrence and Philip?
Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.
Shit. Did Elon buy this too?
i don't agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.
Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag
Isn't it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?
I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn't have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.
People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.
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Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...
jerks off in public
In the agora straight up jorkin it.
"If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!"
Your fart ends where my face begins.
Are your... what? 😂
Oh my god...
That's horrible
Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.
Yeah I'm thinking red won this debate.
As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.
Everything else is a vendor suggestion.
And don’t feed the trolls.
The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.
Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?
Looked it up, seems some brands do put a date on the bag and others don’t.
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So basically what you're saying is there's no nuance online. It's just caveman nonsense. Expiration dates are like a double-edged sword. If you're trying to prep, you know, you can have canned food for a long time, past its expiration date. But for the sake of capitalism and moving product, people hoarding food is not necessarily good idea. Also, there's a potential that there could be something wrong with it. Different foods have different shelf lives as well, so. There is also the argument that when eating fresh produce, it is way healthier for you. Like the notion, if the food still has cellular activity, it's going to transfer into your body. It's better for you. It's at peak nutrition. Minutiae matters but not in the era of lowest common denominator thinking and it seems the global herd turd is horny for war...guided by the unseen hand but yet it will be send the kids. Conscription is right around the corner. Poor breeders...too stupid to know they are stupid. "Suckers and losers." - Donald J Dump http://youtu.be/Lgk1yhp40wc
I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored
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