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GODS FORBID A GIRL BEHOLD (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think a don't get it.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

A Beholder is a type of monster that's basically just a giant eye.

To behold means to observe.

The joke here is that the monstrous female Beholder only wants to 'behold', but the adventurer doesn't really dig the idea of her perving on him while he washes.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"IGNORE ME!"

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can appreciate a Venture Bros reference.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Huh, I thought it was a reference to Hunter :The Parenting

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago

that's a neat idea

[–] Foxfire@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago

dangit i was going to make the same pun. well done.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

There's Beauty in it's eyes! Let's extract it!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't mind running into them if that's all they did.

But they're also super narcissistic, and constantly talk shit about what they're beholding.

"Pfft, you wash your hair like that? I wouldn't do that."

"You don't even have hair!"