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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 1 hour ago

Doesn't them having a job disqualify them from being NEETs?

That is what the second E stands for.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 45 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This one is real. When I was at work, I was the one driving the conversations. "Hey Chad, yesterday we reached a nice consensus about how everyone here hates people living with their parents. But I think we could expand a little bit by adding how much people who take a long time to finish uni are despicable. Yes Stacy? This is also something that bothers you constantly? Would you like to share your disgust?"

Guaranteed true and straight 💯

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago

Sorry I don't use the /s tag. I hope it would be obvious. Have a nice day anyway!

Unless of course you took one extra year or more to finish uni. 😡 I will address that issue at length, starting with [blah blah]

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 48 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Some people bother so much with the life of others, instead of finding enjoyment in their own lives.

Why do you care how long someone took to finish college? How does it impact you if someone still lives with his parents?

It's a greentext that is very fake and designed to get the emotions of NEETs and people who still live with their parents up. While there might be very few people who despise NEETs, this is absolutely not a topic that is "all they talk about".

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

It doesn’t. Some people are just assholes who have to criticise others to feel better.

If there isn’t anything to act angry or to make fun about, they make shit up. It’s crazy.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

If this happened, which it didn’t because it’s just anon’s fictional insecurity playing out over their computer screen, then this would be an extreme display of their coworkers’ insecurity over their place in the world. You don’t exist to work. Work exists in service to your desire to live in human society and nothing else.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Anon lookin relatable as fuck tbh

I always feel like I'm behind enemy lines because i work with a bunch of fuckin bigots.

I lit them up once in one of those anonymous surveys. Yeah, a rep followed up with me afterward. lmao
But I'll fuckin do it again, too.

Hey assholes, you know the ethics trainings we keep getting forced to take? You're fucking welcome.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, a rep followed up with me afterward. lmao

"Here is the personalized link to an anonymous survey:"

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

Oh, I was fully aware—they're all tracked.

But I've never had someone follow up with me afterward.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago

Question 1: what is your name?

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 7 points 3 hours ago

When my colleagues are being bigots, I try to tell them some personal experience, because that's what they respond best to. Sadly, they often conclude that I'm one of the good ones and their bigotry is generally valid. I just hope that with enough examples of "good ones" in their mind, they'll remember one without me having to push back.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 hours ago

Fuck those judgemental assholes.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago

Fuck 'em, Anon. Its hard in this bitch.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 3 hours ago

Ah. Is this one of them toxic work environments I heard of?