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[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 54 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This one is real. When I was at work, I was the one driving the conversations. "Hey Chad, yesterday we reached a nice consensus about how everyone here hates people living with their parents. But I think we could expand a little bit by adding how much people who take a long time to finish uni are despicable. Yes Stacy? This is also something that bothers you constantly? Would you like to share your disgust?"

Guaranteed true and straight ๐Ÿ’ฏ

[โ€“] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 hours ago

Sorry I don't use the /s tag. I hope it would be obvious. Have a nice day anyway!

Unless of course you took one extra year or more to finish uni. ๐Ÿ˜ก I will address that issue at length, starting with [blah blah]