this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Straight to JAIL. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago

Everyday we stray further from jod.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

this just gave my trypophobia

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

TIL it has a name. There was this one Ze Frank video about frogs and the bebes come out of holes from the mother's back and it fucked me up.

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

bebes

I can hear this word.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Jerry! Those aren't tadpoles, that's just beans in a croc!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I've never related to trypophobia at all before just now. Now I get it. This fucking post right here.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This food crime may lead to death penalty.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Death by microplastics

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Cruelest dream reality

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I imagine this is what English sub foot fetish porn looks like. “Eat your beans and I’ll mash your banger.”

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

I just threw up a little..

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago

Wow, just one easy step

[–] tarrox1992@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The beans being the perfect size for the holes 😭

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

Why did you think crocs had holes that size? Haricot are probably the most widely eaten bean in western (croc-wearing) food cultures, so it seems like an obvious design choice.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

!trypophobia@lemmy.world

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 11 hours ago

I'll never understand the reddit obsession with beans

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Crockpot beans with a side of toe jam.