Straight to JAIL. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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This food crime may lead to death penalty.
Death by microplastics
this just gave my trypophobia
TIL it has a name. There was this one Ze Frank video about frogs and the bebes come out of holes from the mother's back and it fucked me up.
bebes
I can hear this word.
Jerry! Those aren't tadpoles, that's just beans in a croc!
I've never related to trypophobia at all before just now. Now I get it. This fucking post right here.
The kids aren't alright
Cruelest dream reality
Everyday we stray further from jod.
I imagine this is what English sub foot fetish porn looks like. “Eat your beans and I’ll mash your banger.”
I just threw up a little..
The beans being the perfect size for the holes 😭
Why did you think crocs had holes that size? Haricot are probably the most widely eaten bean in western (croc-wearing) food cultures, so it seems like an obvious design choice.
Wow, just one easy step
I'll never understand the reddit obsession with beans
!trypophobia@lemmy.world
Crockpot beans with a side of toe jam.