this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 144 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that's not good for your luck.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 72 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Shove it up your ass.

And mine.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me... Whack off

[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Move it in and out at a medium pace

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Pretend I'm the pizza guy... and watch me whack off.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For good luck right? Right? It's not gay if it's for good luck? Right?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I know when I'm not needed.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago

And yet you're here... And so am I. Wait... Fuck.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Historians say these two were almost like sisters.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Masterclass in how to say "ass-to-ass" without actually saying it.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?

The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure she's high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.

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[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Lesbian Sisyphus

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

creepy ass gif

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One in the hope, two in the change

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hey I know that saying from somewhere.. shocker!

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It's called the Clinton thumb

1000003661

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
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[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that tiger sniffing her hair?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Cats do be like that

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

well they look quite happy

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So it is a clown car after all then.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That wasn't nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea but I thought I'd better put it just in case.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Lol its so floppy

[–] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Talk about double-fisting…

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cute tiger PIC in the back there

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wonder if they got the elephant zoobooks

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

Its a whole collection. Wonder if they have them all.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A tiger. It's the biggest cat you can find.

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excuse me have you ever heard of a liger?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You don't really find those so much as make them.

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