this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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[–] rhuze@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Bread soaker

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Half-pipe for mice

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

It’s shitposts all the way down.

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

To fit my massive shlong

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

That's for washing hair. I've seen these before.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

This is my favorite. It would certainly work.

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That gon' be a biiiig taco then!

My kinda taco

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

[–] CocaineShrimp@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

[–] swab148@startrek.website 25 points 1 week ago

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

[–] follica@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

[–] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

I don't want a knife anywhere near my baguette.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

My dick (it is large) /s

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 9 points 1 week ago

Big dick johnson.

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Emergency overflow underwear filler

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tap for spoilerI hate you 😟

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Built in ballroom.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Had to look this up on Urban Dictionary, I’m now scarred emotionally.

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

One legged man.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

It's a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aquatic guillotine.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

making wine

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Fermenting wine

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

built in cereal bowl

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Serial bowl

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago