This dude is awesome.
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He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.
And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"
Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.
The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve
The Easter Buddy.
In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.
Thought you were joking
"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."
Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.
Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.
I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.
A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)
In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100
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Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.
free my boy he did nothing wrong
Why are the police looking for him?
Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?
This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?
I'll help you.
The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol
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the weedster bunny
Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA
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The weed fairy is real!
On-on
Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.
not all hero's wear capes
In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood
Real eggs are expensive.
That's Chad shit
This is so funny but also such a poor decision.
How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol
This is a great idea.
This kept a bunch of cops busy looking for eggs. States like Florida have a bunch of cops looking for migrants to arrest and deport.
Not saying anyone should do this. It would be an interesting experiment to see what would happen if a bunch of people posted clues to Easter eggs that might contain drugs or maybe just a pretty little flower.
That would be great. Use a bunch of weed slang, bud, flower, sticky-icky, and then the eggs only contain lavender and chewing gum.
Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.
That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.
local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across
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we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
because we're really smart
I was getting 500 errors on the url, but this link seems to be working.
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