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[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 188 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 103 points 1 week ago
[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve

The Easter Buddy.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thought you were joking

"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."

Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.

Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.

[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

free my boy he did nothing wrong

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 35 points 1 week ago

Why are the police looking for him?

Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I'll help you.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol

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[–] dotson@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

the weedster bunny

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA

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[–] DogOnKeyboard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago
[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

The weed fairy is real!

On-on

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

not all hero's wear capes

[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago

In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Real eggs are expensive.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That's Chad shit

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This is so funny but also such a poor decision.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a great idea.

This kept a bunch of cops busy looking for eggs. States like Florida have a bunch of cops looking for migrants to arrest and deport.

Not saying anyone should do this. It would be an interesting experiment to see what would happen if a bunch of people posted clues to Easter eggs that might contain drugs or maybe just a pretty little flower.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

That would be great. Use a bunch of weed slang, bud, flower, sticky-icky, and then the eggs only contain lavender and chewing gum.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across

we just figured out blues clues

we just figured out blues clues

we just figured out blues clues

because we're really smart

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